modZart by Virgill [web]
Requires .NET 6.0 Desktop Runtime
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modZart – Because
Who Has Time for Manual Pattern Art Effects?
Not You!
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Are you tired of tediously handcrafting pattern art effects in Protracker like
it’s still 1992? Have you ever thought, "Wow, I love spending hours fine-tuning
my MOD, just to get obliterated in the compo by someone who knows what they're
doing!"? Well, suffer no more!
Introducing modZart – the revolutionary software that does all the hard work
for you. With just a few clicks, your patterns will jump, dance, and glitch
around in ways you never imagined (or wanted). Forget about carefully placing
effect commands – modZart automates the madness with cutting-edge effects like:
Triacify – Because straight beats are for beginners.
Dasconize – Shuffles your patterns with the elegance of a drunken algorithm.
Chromagic – Injects some magic. Not necessarily good magic, but magic.
Lmaniac – Makes your MODs go absolutely bananas. Literally.
pOwlator – Because owls understand pattern switching better than you do.
Virgillux – Adds a mysterious touch. Or completely ruins your track.
Either way, it’s art.
With modZart, your MODs will finally have that pro touch – or at least, they’ll
no longer look like you just discovered Protracker yesterday. And who knows?
You might even avoid last place in your next compo. (No guarantees. We don’t
do miracles.)
DISCLAIMER: We take no responsibility if your MODs become unrecognizable, if
Protracker starts crying, or if your friends stop talking to you.
Use modZart today! (Or don’t. But you will. Eventually.)
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Credits:
Virgill - copypasting ChatGPT code
Dascon - buying cookies for my wife
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