The World's Greatest BS by Disaster Area [web]
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The World's Greatest B.S.
brought to you by disasterarea
@ Flashback Party 2011
Sydney, Australia
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Blame ript.
... for those of you that may have downloaded this product from teh intarwebz
and are confused at its content, it's all rather simple:
Since we're displaced from our home turf at Flashback, I thought - no - knew
it would be HILARIOUS to antagonise the locals.
A lot of our interstate rivalry is old news, you know, AFL/GayFL vs Rugby
(sorry, "footy" ... named after the boots, perhaps?), that sort of thing.
The real cracker is this one:
In Melbournetowne, we call spring onions spring onions and shallots shallots.
In Sydneetowne, they call spring onions shallots and shallots spring onions.
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Did you know that most of 'em even say the rest of the country - ahem, world
- is wrong?
It even becomes worse when you consider the Safeway vs Woolworths wars
(oh, the casualties!) because Woolworths have muscled in down south and they
brought the misinformed Allium labelling of the north with them.
Revolution is a-brewin'. I'm gonna start turning up and switching the signs
around. You know, to help. But it gets even worse ...
In the south at some inner city Safe^H^H^H^H Woolworthss, instead of stocking
Savoy, they've started stocking this Jatz shit that appears the same at first,
but somehow tastes like convicts and smallpox.
Not that I shop there anyway, there ain't one where I go.
... and don't get me started about beer sizes.
These kinds of arguments might banish me to the couch one day, so I should
know better.
Now you do too!
By the way, I don't suppose you know anywhere good to hide ....
Just looking for a spot where I won't be spontaneously defenestrated.
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