Supermaxwel by rECTUM cAUDA
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s u p e r m a x w e l
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credits
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piffi (code, lack of self-expression, gfx)
piffi (logo, texts, ideas)
stor hamzter (music)
stor hamzter (concept)
namle (textures, more ideas)
third party
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pmode dos32 v3.5, adopted for rc-32
player cubic tiny gus xm player v1.6
honour and glory
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dr. inzite (founder of the infinite inspiration)
liket/goto10 (50hz stuff)
maxwel (hei hå på deg også :)
rc@countzero.bbs.no http://www.islandsex.com
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olen iso VIHAINEN hindu ... kaksi osi vittu kiitas ...
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original destination: bush party IV
original system requirements:
■ 386+ with FPU
■ GUS or no sound at all
■ Windows-free environment
■ VGA-compatible display card, monitor capable of 50hz with overscan
■ some amount of RAM, probably 4mb or so.
■ Keyboard is required. If you don't have one, borrow one.
(x-ref the documentation for "Western Games" on the C64,
danish edition)
Do you live in the city of stavanger?
Do you realize that people among your society are
rECTUM cAUDA members?
Do you realize that the people in your classroom,
the people in the food shop, the beggars on the
street, the potheads in the woods, your grandparents,
the nice looking girl in the chemistry class,
the hookers downtown, the negero at McDonalds who
has a different outfit than all the other McDonalds-workers,
M'fede midtown, your local computer equipment dealer,
and the old japanese man with his bike that everybody
in the entire city knows because he's constantly checking
out every trashcan in the town looking for empty
bottles to collect and make a fortune,
just MIGHT be members of rECTUM cAUDA!!
"fuck me - the fuckin' party's over man!"
- Dolly Duck, 1997
By the way, we would like to thank the author of a
graphic called "incest5.lbm", which is for us unknown,
but the picture suited this stuff so well we decided to
use it. Think of it as a compliment :)
As I sit here in this lousy aparment which I recently
rented, across the "Beverly Hills Pub" downtown, I
can see all this dirt an' shit which lie around on
the floor. Here's three pieces of wellused condoms,
a gory finger that someone lost in a fight during
last week's party, an' approximately 100 x 24bottles
of beer. Somebody used my phone for roaching, so
I can't make a call without getting hamster fluff
all above my hands. Nearest neighbour is some massage institute,
where you can have all the massage needed for 1000,- a chick.
Somebody's gotta clean up this room, 'cuz it's not pretty.
As I waited for the illegal immigrant who works
as a housemaid in this area, me and stor hamzter
made this wonderful demo, supermaxwel, whose documentation
is the stash you're currently reading.
The only problem with this house is that the houseowner
is constantly boomin' me for the rent. Ofcoz rC stavanger's
income is much less than what's needed, so he gives
the flippin' housemaid a beat each time.
By the way, I'd like to use this incident to say a couple
of words more...
Greets goes to PizzaShop for forgetting to make the flippin'
pizza I ordered last time, so I had to wait 10 mins
while they were makin' it :)
"what the fuck is your name motherfucker?"
- Uncle Scrooge, 1996
We dedicate this demo to
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In addition, we would like to please ask the
gays that live right outside our door to stop
roaching the fire hydrant, 'cause it might malfunction
if a fire breaks out and we really need it.
We understand that the dogs that are using the hydrant
are delicious sex-symbols, but we can no longer accept
the misuse of crucial citizen equipment.
"hallo, hvem er dette her?"
- anonymous hindu, 1995
rC-stavanger would like to laugh these people in their faces:
dyne dj bussjafor urinrauirompaman2 cornflakesman deluxepaint dr insite
──┐ dr halvbrisen dr grufull kaptein kjeks telefonkiosk kong hockey
xx└┐stangselleri tannkremspiser tapetmontoren plusskvamperfektum
x^ │ justisdepartement arbeidsledighet lampebrus tarmtott tulipan raumagic
o└┐heizahn termos tigertoffel ruteknuser fruitopia kaffetrakter
( .│ drdjcandmedputevar erik meyn ogdagann kraftwerket trollmusse vikeplikt
' \┌┘ olapner ballerasp kugalskap monsterkanin pengeinnkrever ompalur sovesyke
=│ dronning flass lampeskjerm sykkelstyre vannpipe achmed i bua umma gumma
┌┘ rexranny evil kalkulator xotisk kafee onanivrak giftig avfall
│ en kopp med smult sauslikker melkekartong fantaman sentrifugesurr
absurd maleri
don't forget:
some people have rings in their right ear
others have rings in their left ear
some have rings in their reproducing organs
others yet have rings below their eyes while being away for too long
_...-==-..._
there once was a hindu from africa ,ed$$$$$$$$$$$$$$bc
only thing he said was "akhballa" c$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L.
he bought a camelo o $ $ ,$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$L $ $ o
and went to a rodeo $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
in spain o$"" c$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ""$o
although in vain o$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$o
he complain o$$$$$$$$$$ "$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$" $$$$$$$$$$o
-ed """""""$$$$ "Y$$$$$$$$$$$$$P" $$$$""""""
that noone could win #$$$o (rpw) o$$$P
without committing a sin "$$$$o. o$$o"$o ,o$$$$"
so we went back to indi-land "*$$$$o. "$$o$$o$$$$P"
and chopped off a thief's hand "*$$$$$o$$$$$$P*"
he built his own airballoon """""$$$$$o
and left the country by noon ~~~
his destination was norway
because he hated the weather on hawaii
he got a real name
(which contains a lot of fame)
he's now called "hole inga"
which is nice for rC-sing-a
-long tunes
Even the sexy TG loudspeaker
announcing woman which I would like to lock in a room for myself to have fun
had to speak the unforgettable exclamation
"can Hole Inga please come to the information?"
we told her an lie so white
to get her on the bait,
that Hole Inga originally came from Kameruun
but noone showed up
(although she couldn't shut up)
Hole Inga is the hero of the norwegian scene
and he's dirty and unclean (men ganske fin)
Because the hinduarmada
desperately needs a Lada
for the trips we take
and the steps we make
to perform at the utmost 100%
.. now, Hole Inga went
out the door
not the floor
because we are sooo funny
i'd like to roach a bunny
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have a nice day. i had one, for some time ago.
beauties should mail fromoe@sn.no
fans should mail fromoe@sn.no
fanatics should keep to the web
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