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Disqualified from the (\( \__ __/ )/)
Dynamic Demo Competition.. ) ) (_a) (a_) ( (
Reason given, "Not Dynamic" \{ \ }/
Real Reason "Too humourous - ( (__) )
jokes not Finnish!" ' <__--.__> '
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Our reaktion! ---> .
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Heer we ar agane!
The storys and rumours ar truu, Dildo Fatwa did release theyre second
proddy for the Arati sereis of computors, the aptly named tribbute to
the former leeder of the R.I.A.A Rekording Industrie Arsesociation of
Amerika, Hillary Rozen!
It spekkulates what might hapen if she was to take up a lukrativ ofer
of being a maskot on the Donkeysex webshite. Ther wer allso one or two
other idling thouhts pikced up on the wai, so we figgered out that we
culd make a new demmo of diverse theems, but underlaid with a sexaul
donkey motif throuhout!
Wee even mannaged to liv upto our prestated comittment to release it at
the Altered Partie five edition in wintree Finnland! Wee think the demmo
was genneraly appreciated, it certanly got the most luaghs of the night,
but du to som wierd roolings on the parts of the organ-nisers, it hadd
to be 'dinamic', that iss, to run differentlee each time from the last
tiem... As wurk was too far advansed, we figgered "Wot teh Hel!" That
'dinamic' ruling reqired some real koding skil, so wee stoped worying
to much. From wot wee saw of the kompetitions, it semes that a lot of
teh other entries also stoped worying about skil too, and mostly opted
for some lame randomization gig!
BLOODY TIPPICAL! If wee had known, tehn wee would have had doen the same
andd staid in the kompetition! Stil, it was the shewing on the biggscreen
that kounts! I think most peple liked us, wee even hav som reviews!
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"The demo's were somewhat random. Still, I liked very much the Atari Falcon
demo :)" - Visy (who did the Vic 20 demo! on the Alt party RTA.)
"The last entry was an Atari demo mostly in ugly "ASCII" art, with a lot of
lame humor. It was disqualified due to not being dynamic." - Diamondie
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That Daimondye! She's a bit bloody akurate! But semes to haf a sens of humor
which is Breatharian in scope, ie, bugger all ;-)
Annywai, you want to know a bit moer about the demmo itself by now..
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Faclon '030 or STe..
Yess! Wee livved up to our our other prommise to maek this demmo more
STe friendly. It runnes fine on a bog-standard STe, with at least 1 meg
inside. At tiem of writing, I am debatting a seperate Faclon version,
as this runes like the klappers on Faclon. We spoek to Mr Punk who
sujjests musik synking, but wee sai "Sod that! theres too much workk
to maek that hapen properly!" So sepparate versions it is then!
It is best runne at ST meduim res, for a clene exit to GEM.. Otherwies
nothing much to repport.
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Yu will see soem diferences from Bud Teh Chudd. We hav maed improvments to
the demo enngine, so wee can now displai things other than Ascii stuffs
onscreen. The overall look of the demmo is enhansed by sixteen col piccies
of a non-ascii persausion now! Ther are other featurs still awaiting to be
used, whic yu will see in our next produktion!
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We furstly owe a big wet slopy kiss of a greet to teh Arati Space Boiz. Due
to a krimminal kock-up in the greets dept last time, their name dident get
mentionned. Weer verry sorrie guyz! Also greetzes flie to all who went to
the Altered partie, menntioning Seetock, unRavel, Lobottomy, even tho he
disqwalified our entrie! Visualnut, wot no ace Vic 20 demmo this year?
Marykloud, phwooar! Wot a babe, even Pongo went into the Suana 'cos of her
this year! Wiztum, I think yu got our mesage in the demmo! Partycycle,
Q-Flunk, beter luk soon pal! Baggo, NeRvous, graet to see yu two Aratians
agane! And how kan we forget Nosfee, fire in his hert, yelling in his
throate! Also Tweelight, bringing his Eric 8-bit compy agane.
Of a non-Alt moment, we owe a very spechul thankses to Mr Punk of The
Reservoir Bogs, for his unvalauble tecknical asisstance, without whic, this
demmo wuld only bee half the shitpile it aktualy is!
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I dunno, stop loeking at me liek that, as if i knoe what is hapening next!?
Yes. flushed by teh relleif of geting this 2nd demmo out the dor, we wil be
back with further relases. We haf some ideas howe the next cupple of demmos
might look, but we ar awaiting soem sily ideas and theems to put in them!
No relase daets yet, Easter? Hmmm, maybee, we'l see?
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Right, thiss is it, weer outta here, til next time!
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