Short Arse by GPF
╒═══╕ ╥ ║ ╒═══╕
│ ║ ║ ╓┘ └╖
│ ║ ╠══ ╟─────╢
╘═════╗ ╠════╗ ╔════╗ ╔══╕ ║ ║ ║ ╔═══╕ ╔═══╕ ╔═══╗
║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ╚════╗ ╠ ══╝
║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║
╘═════╝ ╨ ╨ ╚════╝ ╨ ╚══╛ ╨ ╨ ╨ ╘════╝ ╚═══╛
a TeXtMoDe InTrO
by
┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼
┼┼┼▓▓▓▓▓▓█████┼┼┼┼▓▓▓▓▓▓██████┼┼┼┼▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓████┼┼
┼┼░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓┼┼ ░▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒██┼┼ ░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░▓┼┼
┼ ░▒▒▒▓ ▒▒▒▒▓┼┼ ░▒▒▒▓ ░▒▒▒█┼┼ ░▒▒▒▓ ┼┼┼
┼ ░▒▒▒▓┼┼ ┼┼┼ ░▒▒▒█┼┼ ░▒▒▒▓┼┼ ░▒▒▒█┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼
┼ ░▒▒▒█┼┼▓▓████┼┼ ░▒▒▒██▓▓▒▒▒▒▓┼┼ ░▒▒▒██▓▓▓██┼┼┼┼
┼ ░▒▒▒█┼ ░░▒▒▒█┼┼ ░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░┼┼┼ ░▒▒▒▒░░░░░▓┼┼┼┼
┼ ░▒▒▒█┼ ░▒▒▒█┼┼ ░▒▒▒▓ ┼┼┼┼ ░▒▒▒▓ ┼┼┼┼┼
┼ ░▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓┼┼ ░▒▒▒▓┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼ ░▒▒▒▓┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼
┼ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓┼┼ ░▒▒▒▓┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼ ░▒▒▒▓┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼
┼ ░░░░░░░░░░░┼┼┼ ░░░░▓┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼ ░░░░▓┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼
┼┼ ┼┼┼┼ ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼ ┼┼┼┼┼┼┼UK┼┼
┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼┼
Infos
┌──-─
First GPF release in the whole universe ever ever. Coded in the weekend
frum 3/5/96 to 6/5/96 b'coz. Be prepared for future GPF release...
ARSETRO a MeGaDeMo released sumtyme in '96 [when we say so!].
First textro to (#)include fullmotion (?) video! Also including
ReelPlasma () and PhuckFong (tm).
Free from ducks and faces ;)
(0< - quack!
(C )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclaimer
┌───────-─
You run this program at your own risk. If it messes up, it's not our problem.
If you think it's our problem, you are sadly misled - it's still not our
problem. It's your problem, live with it. Otherwise, seek help... just not
from us!
System Requirements
┌────────────────-─
2Mb IBM-PeaSea 386 with VGA
20 Malboro or eqiv. smokez
Coke (Cola)
Some eyes [ears optional]
Recommended Setup
┌──────────────-─
Quad Processor Overclocked 200Mhz PentiumPro running Dos8
4Mb Synchronous Multi-pipelined Lookahead Preemptive OrganicRam (tm)
64Gb of RamBUS memory
6Tb of SwapSpace
SensoryInputDevice
MemberList
┌───────-─
Paul aka Moopy irc Moopy
Lewis aka PageFault irc Lewis-PF
Damian aka damian irc dogsex
Greets go to...
┌────────────-─
groups: valhalla, psychic link, cncd, opiate, nooon, tran
persons: everyone we know in #coders, wog, henchman
ContactInfoz
┌─────────-─
Occasionally in #coders on irc
lewis: hd66@dial.pipex.com
paul: pm194@ecs.soton.ac.uk (until summer '97)
[ back to the prod ]