After 11 Months by Alive
After 11 months of silence we are back...... who????
the laziest group in business.
some people thought we were dead, but we are still
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credits for this demo are:
coding by nameless #
music by fluor #
charset by miraculix #
chains by flash fox #
animations by quez and hemo rider #
before the scrolltext really starts, i will give you our
contact address (press right mousebutton to pause)
mailbox # opalveien 9 # 4300 sandnes # norway #
the spacing on this scroll looks like shit bcoz it suffers from lls.
(lazy lameness syndrome)
yo freax !!! i know what you are thinking right now.probably
something along the lines of "god !! i thougt they were dead
and buried ages ago!!" (hell ain"t a bad place to be !)
well.............
i think this is our first release in 11 months or so, we must be the
laziest computer freax around. well, you gotta have a
social life too ya know.... like last saturday we
(me, mick, beat, tbdc, and our sysop) had lots of fun getting
drunk and generally making assholes of ourselves.
so .... there is really nothing new from my side.
thanx has gotta go to morten for having us at his place ,lending
us his car etc. etc. during this meeting.
and regards for all.... if you are going to the clash of
the titans festival in copenhagen on the 10.10.90 see ya there !!!!
so fuck"em all and fuck with no regrets. mcx )
alive( ps. watch out for our stickers (out in about 2 weeks).
this beat is technotronny...... tronny rotten signing in!!!
finally this demo is finished, after a long long long time of waiting.
i would like to tell you the story about this demo.... l q
it all began in august 1989, when quez and hemo rider
arrived to the alive meeting arranged by the dominator with
some real mega animation!
(which is currently being displayed some pixels above this scroll.)
at this time, nameless (shameless) was putting the final touches on his
last demo (alive demo 3.)
when that demo was finished and released, he started on this demo.
it some months later we got the invitation to the spectre and northstar
copy party in trollhattan.
we decided to go there and compete with this demo in the democompetion.
but as you all know, nameless (fameless) is a very lazy guy,
(one of the few coders that enjoys playing games!)
so he had not come far on the demo coding...
but he took the source code with him and said he should
finish it at the party...j s
but at the party there was so many new games around, so he
played games all the time... (so the demo wasnt finished!)
well back from trollhattan, everybody thought that now nameless (blameless)
should finish the demo. but no...
those guys waiting for the demo developed a more and more unpredictable behaviour.
(not me, i allways take easy on life!)
nameless (flameless) was at this point called lameness
by some strange creatures in this group!
he started to get obscene phonecalls and bombs in the mailbox!
(the police havent found out who did it yet, but all tracks leads to miraculix!!!)
well, nameless (dameless) became scared of all the action that
was put up against him, so he started to work a little bit harder on the demo.
but not much! let us for example take the alive x mas meeting at
micks place, 16 to 17 december. nameless (painless), as the
lazy sod he is, did not even bring his source code to the meeting!!!
all he was doing was playing gravity force with flash fox!!!
after that meeting i started to get a lot of fuss from
another member, who phoned me every fucking day asking
when the demo should be released...
(i havent yet managed to figure out why he asked me that question.
i had nothing to do with this demo!) k r
but, i got very tired of these phonecalls, so i had to do something fast,
i was getting desperate!!!
so i contacted nameless (frameless) and told him that if he didnt
finish the demo soon, he would become gameless!!!
when lameness (nameless) heard that he could lose his source to
new games (me), he started to work like a madman on the demo...
and then the demo was finished....
well, nearly finished, that is!!!
because some hours before he should crunch the demo, i got financial
problems, and had to stop swapping!!!
that meant that nameless (noseless) had nothing to fear from me, coz i couldnt
support him with new games nomatterwhat, coz i didnt get any!!!
so the demo wasnt finished!!!
but now you have got the demo! what happened, you might ask?
well, it was me (tronny) who had to fix it!
(det maatte en braut te for aa fiksa det!)
the soulution was really simple...
when we asked nameless (aimless) why he never released the demo, he
said it was because the screen was so empty, just some
animation and a lame scroller.
(this was just a lie of course, he didnt think the
screen was empty, but he had no other excuse!)
so i got flash fox to make some graffix with all the members of alive.
you can see it right over and under the animation. well, when we
arrived at nameless (lazyness) place and gave him this graffix, he
got very sad...
because he realised that now there was no way he could escape!!!
he had to finish the demo.
and now the demo is f i n a l l y finished!
and it looks pretty good too, dont you think???
anyway, if you can wait another 10 months, and you will be able to see the
next production from nameless (gainless)
and guess who is gonna save the world then!
(and guess who is gonna be killed!) (bambi ?) anyway, this was the
true story about this demo! if you have read any other excuse for
releasing this demo so late, then they are wrong. this is the only true story!!!
but now that it is here, i hope it will please those guys that asked
when our new demo was gonna be released! j s
tronny rottens slogan: homo codicus er underlegne homo swappiens....
message to tbdc of this weird group:
where is the anti game you were gonna make against me????
i am looking forward to play it, and i promise to spread it
to the few contacts i still have!!!
how is it going with your tv generator?
(strange name for a demo, isnt it? (ha ha ha!!!))
message to everybody... if you ever go to copenhagen, denmark,
then remember to go to the centrum of the town, near the
train station and check that cool grafitti which is sprayed
on one of the walls down there!
it is nice to know we have fans in copenhagen!!!
oppfordring fra helsedirekterotet:
bruk prevensjon, det f0des en frp lamer hver eneste dag!!!
alive have got a lot of new members lately...
it is nearly unbelivable that it was in the easter
1989 five tigra haters decided to quit the lame -infected group
called crush and become alive!
(coz we knew, we had to get a life!!!) l q
so i think it is just about time that we write the updated member list....
the members of alive are in alphabetical order:
beathoven (music) #
flash fox (graffix and swapper) #
fluor (music) #
hemo rider (graffix) #
mailbox (swapper) #
mick (coder) #
miraculix (graffix) #
mr. jones (sysop) #
nameless (coder) #
ost (coder) #
quez (graffix) #
sciff (coder and graffix) #
smokey (swapper) #
the black devil (coder) #
the dominator (coder) #
thunderbolt (coder) #
tronny rotten (swapper) ......
(why must i allways be last on the member list???
it is so fucking pathetic!!!!!!!)
(for the lamebrains who didnt understand it: the last one was a joke!)
message to zorax of pmc: do you really think i dont mention you
in the scrolltexts because you have released a megademo and alive has not ???
if you guys really think so, then you are lamer than i thought you were!
and that megademo of yours wasnt any good! i dont say this to slag you off, it
is just some constructive criticism! if i
want to watch all parts in your megademo, i must watch i
t many times, coz when i press left mousebutton to enter a part, it
jumps out at once, because you also use left mousebutton to
exit the part!!! that is laaaaammmeeee!!!
and one more thing: all that jesus crap of yours... you can believe
in whatever you want for me, after all this is a free country, but keep
it to yourself!!! there aint anything that irritates me more
than christians that wants to save my soul!
(og alt de er ute etter er aa faa penger i kollekten!)
you can believe in whatever you want, now let me believe in what i want!!!!!
by the way, pmc is not an abreviation for pure metal coders, but for
pinse menighetens cocksuckers
i hope i gave you something to think about there, zorax!
sissel kyrkjeb0s slogan: sex, drugs and rock n roll!!!
and now a message to everybody that has seen our last demo, alive demo 3:
in this scrolltext we write some shit about a dickhead called m
p tigra or wild child.
what we didnt know at that time was that there also was a guy in
denmark called wild child!
please note that we have nothing against the danish wild child!
it is the norwegian guy called tigra we dislike. he changed his
name to wild child because he was getting so unpopular!!!
(not only we, but nearly the whole norwegian scene hates the guy!)
now he has again changed his name...
now he calls himself nova, and he has been a member of many groups lately.
right now he is trying to start a new group here in norway!
(probably under his normal slogan: fuck you, we are gonna be number one!!!!)
warning to everybody, he is looking for new members
to join his group, so if you get a phonecall from a little child
in grimstad that wants you to join his group, then take a little
advice from a guy who was stupid enough to enter one of his
earlier groups: say no!!!!!!!
many people have joinedhis earlier groups, and i dont really know why,
but maybe it is because they werent at the imp 666, it and the band
copyparty in arendal easter 1989, so that they had never actually seen
or talked to the guy??? maybe i should explain why we
dislike him so much...
you see, miraculix, mick, tbd, sciff, flash fox, beathoven and
were all members of a group called crush...
in this group there was a little stinking motherfucker that
thought he was cool, and that he could tell everybody else
what they should say, do and think! yes, you are right,
this motherfucker was tigra!!!
before we joined crush, we got lots of warnings from guys
that knew tigra. they told us that we never should join crush
or any other group that tigra was a member of!
but we joined anyway... we soon understood that what we had
heard of this blockhead was right!
i mean, when a guy can say so many stupid things, he cant
be 100 per cent in his brain! here is some of the stupid
things he said: o n we must destroy the group it, coz i
asked if i could join them, but they didnt let me!
(yes, it was smarter than us! they didnt want anything to do with him!)
he also said: i want crush to be the number
one group in norway, and of course we will have to kick
some arses to get that position!
(who else than tigra could say shit like that?)
and everytime he called he had shit like this to say:
now crush is number three in norway. now it is only two steps
to go until we have reached my dream!
(is this words from a real looser or what???)
of course crush never was number three in norway,
but in tigras dreams we were! after some time we quit crush!
coz we could not continue with this shit!
we in alive are into computers because we want to be number
one or shit like that! no, we do it because we want to have fun!
and right now we have a lot of fun!
and one more thing: going behind other peoples backs or to
kick some arses is not alives way of doing business!!!
for us, friendship is the most important!!!
(with real friends!!!)
tronny rotten signing off!!!! # # # # # j s
flash fox signing in.... hellu freax.... i am now
sitting in an alive meeting held by gameless (andso on.)
i have been on this meeting now for 11 days and there
are still some days left of this meeting. all members of
alive are present exept. quez , hemo rider , thunderbolt
and smokey. too bad you didnt show up..
well i dont know what to write so ill give you our contact
address again in case you missed it in the beginning of the text...i
t contact the
#mailbox# of alive at... f r o d e t o l l e f s e n , o p a l v e i 9 ,
4 3 0 0 s a n d n e s , n o r w a y
this text was written on the advanced ed simulator v73.5 (joke!)
end of shit-crap-text!
j s k r l q m p n o
lets end this demo!
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