JoG writes a card (aka "Last Stand") by Janes OnderGrond [web]
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JoG writes a card (aka Last Stand) (2024)
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"It's a freestyle"
"dafuk you want for free ?"
(50 Cent)
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2025 12 02 :
small edit of original 2024 : its 2025 and not sure if well even do a partyscroller-level little prg this year but since the paid hosting goes down most links might be broken and we're reuploading (for posterity, FOR THE CHILDREN !!)
if ur wondering "dafuk?" this was newyear 25 so the greets relate to demos from the year 24, c64 people should probable get the references and we kick this all just for lul so it doesnt really matter ...
Thanks to whoever upped the other c64 prods to csdb for completeness, we havent been social creatures since i turned to we and weve never really been "of the scene" .. but we sure like gud demoez ...
so have at it !
lots of stuff has happened. Santa will bring no income for christmas this year so its shovelling time. The paid hosting goes down so links will be broken until fixed , we'll use cloudinary where possible for now but the limit is 10mb (shouldnt be a problem for c64 stuff). Cant say were supermotivated to do #juststuff the last year or so and .. just a small edit bc i dont know how to edit the profile it only seems to get a name section.
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This went from trying out a multiplexer ("plex luthor')
for the Middlersted game to lets do a quick xmas card to
What we have here : Leeloo Multiplex ft. the 5th prod
of JoG - 64
this is completely written in TRSE so the end result might
give you stomach aches but kudos to whoever wants to
disassemble this, we only accept criticism in the form of
a demo that spans 64kb in one file with 48 sprites on screen
a sidtune heavy on the filters for that rastertime, a scroller
in the mid and 2charsets using 2 banks switching in between
FULLY WRITTEN IT TRSE
otherwise you cant compare us poor lamers to your l33T stuff
the game core is bare ACME and the states are to begin TRSE
btw
but
that will be released wy after briley witch 3
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if you dont get an epilleptic fit from incoherent rambling :
https://retrofans.janesondergrond.art/d/64k/2024-laststand/super24.txt
https://retrofans.janesondergrond.art/d/64k/2024-laststand/dev.log.txt (during the process - this is a lot of personal notes so its possible someone on the planet would be offended by it ... or get an autistic fit from the lack of structure)
while we would get one from rigidity
https://retrofans.janesondergrond.art/d/64k/2024-laststand/dev.log.1211.txt (aka : "how to make Uncle Bob cry")
this is the output of what TRSE compiles at 12/11
so if you wanna profile JoG , zenigata : have at it, otherwise there wont be much use to read any of it
(for the record we love uncle bob : he teaches the illiterate to read and write b/c without structure they cant hack it, its the lords work ! (thats no sarcasm))
we much prefer Uncle Bob over python or chatgpt
thats it , thats already way too much i guess)
So we wanna get back to the game before we mutate into a democoder we'll leave that to fairlight and the other few who sometimes still put effort in it but
for this christmas with bonzai as a runner up we'll have to give the "most dedication and put a lot into it" award to : JoG itself!
Signing off
Catham Joker
JoG 2024 : not just a doompatrol metafor (just watch the series)
JoG 2025 : STILL not a doompatrol metafor
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