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NuKe by Surprise!Productions [web]
screenshot added by NuKem on 2003-06-04 01:53:11
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release date : may 2003
  • rulez 2
  • is ok 7
  • sucks 8
popularity : 56%
  • sucks -0.35
alltime top: #47433
added on the 2003-06-04 01:53:11 by NuKem NuKem

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ermn, this is actually not by my (NuKE)...-> mirrorman! sorry i typed in wrong ;)
added on the 2003-06-04 01:58:12 by NuKem NuKem
www.surprise-productions.com - www.surprise-productions.org - www.scenemusic.net
added on the 2003-06-04 02:02:30 by NuKem NuKem
it starts, gives me a blank screen for a second and stops then .. all that without giving me an error message. what do i exactly need to run this? =)
added on the 2003-06-04 02:37:23 by dalezr dalezr
blank windows for me :D
added on the 2003-06-04 02:48:17 by NuKem NuKem
works fine here but it crash´s if i change the song. :-/
added on the 2003-06-04 03:42:10 by starbuck starbuck
well if that is your definition of "works fine" i'd suggest you'd go get yourself a job at snsystems :)
sucks added on the 2003-06-04 09:00:08 by superplek superplek
works perfect here
you wankers should update your directx sometimes
rulez added on the 2003-06-04 10:32:51 by elkmoose elkmoose
What a total piece of crap, that MiRRoRMaN really is a big asshole for making this. Hehe there I did it for you guys. ;) Btw update ur directX and it should work fine people. :)
sucks added on the 2003-06-04 11:16:10 by mirrorman mirrorman
13MB, runs but big loading, some errors/crashes and nothing special..
sucks added on the 2003-06-04 11:24:08 by Optimonk Optimonk
mirrorman, got dx9.0a here, which is believed to be the latest version
added on the 2003-06-04 12:17:57 by dalezr dalezr
plek, u surely rule the shit out of you ;) haha
rulez added on the 2003-06-04 12:40:34 by NuKem NuKem
Then get a real computer. :)
added on the 2003-06-04 17:59:16 by mirrorman mirrorman
if you guys get a real coder, we'd be glad to give it a thought or two.
added on the 2003-06-04 21:16:05 by superplek superplek
Sorry, none of us code for the MSX dude. I suggest you find another hobby, like nitting or starting your own chickenranch, you'll sexlife probably will improve too.
added on the 2003-06-04 21:54:14 by mirrorman mirrorman
average rating: 0.11 dude, with a rating like that that comment really hurt my 0.36. :(

added on the 2003-06-04 21:55:54 by mirrorman mirrorman
come on lets wank again
we are the real 31337
come on lets wank again
added on the 2003-06-04 22:00:12 by elkmoose elkmoose
do what u have to do and dont forget to listen to the nice musics ;) and dont forget to party still then :)) coz everybody does :D - when having a problem - send mail and i will send an free cd out to everyone in this world ;D cyja!
added on the 2003-06-05 05:20:59 by NuKem NuKem
- well but not to plek :D, even not paying me a loadshit of cash,no no!!!!! ... and now.. shut up!!!! + enjoy the silence ;D
added on the 2003-06-05 06:08:55 by NuKem NuKem
shuthefuckup nuke you fucking retard, it seems like you release stuff to flame people.
funny to see how their flames are somewhere below sealevel ;) guys, really, get a grip, and stop spoiling the s!p name.
added on the 2003-06-05 11:15:27 by superplek superplek
Hey plek hows that junior chessplayers group your in? You must lead such an exciting lifestyle! :D
added on the 2003-06-05 13:21:12 by mirrorman mirrorman
added on the 2003-06-05 14:08:34 by dubmood dubmood
plek, hmn, what can we do with you, u damn bastard raped windows again.... and doesnt bother? **but** iam also PRIEST so please pray!! foliba! i might forgive you, depends on your answer :D ( i dont expect much from you, so forget answer, hehe) *ROFL*
added on the 2003-06-05 14:08:41 by NuKem NuKem
This is no workage at my PC system make please give a hand full of help to the admiror!
is there more of that incoherent mush-mushy coming up? :) oh please, mighty gods of flaming, make me stumble in mental agony!
added on the 2003-06-05 15:52:03 by superplek superplek
plek now if you were a good programmer yourself, or a scener, maybe your remarks would have effect. Now it just makes you look like the chessplaying nerd u are, u kinda remind me of Steward in Beavis in Butthead. "Really? I can hang with you guys?"
added on the 2003-06-05 17:16:21 by mirrorman mirrorman
as long as the fact is that:

i have made more slightly less sucky demos and intros than you have (mind you), and i've seemingly picked up enough skill to code on eidos projects (which ain't nothing special, but i guess most scenecoders never reach jack shit..)

you're so full of shit :)
added on the 2003-06-05 17:21:56 by superplek superplek
Now there's someone trying to selfreflect himself onto me if I ever seen one!

"Sure u rule, really, I'm impressed." But then again I'm always impressed by people who tell me that they rule.

Boy, go home and play with your chessgame, try and fit all the pieces in your ass, but stay away. You suck at the intarweb. Get off my internet. lol.

added on the 2003-06-05 17:24:53 by mirrorman mirrorman
It still no work! What happen? ;;
Mirrorman: if you want to kick plek off your intarweb, pull the plug leading from your intarweb to plek's connection (that's the box the telco/isp people installed in your house)

It's amazing! Try it, you retard!
added on the 2003-06-05 17:45:54 by Shifter Shifter
I'm back from morning run and rice But it still unworking! What You please make now!
Shitter: I tried that but your mom was in the way, she was fucking my dog! Instead I kicked her out and she'll be at your place asking money for more crack!
added on the 2003-06-05 22:48:40 by mirrorman mirrorman
sucks added on the 2003-06-06 08:41:28 by bhead bhead
added on the 2003-06-06 09:23:53 by superplek superplek
sucks added on the 2003-06-06 11:54:00 by Paul Chartres Paul Chartres
I liked the first part with the red typewriter text and sound :) Too bad its almost 14mb, sux for dialup users who wanna leech it. Ok music and i liked the planet effect. But when i exited it, i had to reboot my pc, the music just kept on playing and the pic freezed
added on the 2003-06-06 12:18:01 by LHS LHS
Hm, this still sucks, regardless of who sucks the shit out of whom (whatever that means, anyway).
sucks added on the 2003-06-06 13:02:45 by sagacity sagacity
LHS: It's because of the MP3 music that it is so big, I'm already working on a good MOD/XM/Whatever replayer to use smaller music formats.
added on the 2003-06-06 13:35:44 by mirrorman mirrorman
what about using a common sound system for that dickhead :)
added on the 2003-06-06 15:56:36 by superplek superplek
Well let me think plek, hmmm, I am not a lamer, like you! So I write my own, which is faster and better.

Btw are you pissed at me because your mother is on the cover of crackwhore magazine?
added on the 2003-06-06 16:48:55 by mirrorman mirrorman
uhh... 15mb for all that shit?
sucks added on the 2003-06-06 17:21:38 by shadez shadez
"I am not a lamer, like you! So I write my own, which is faster and better."

got stuck somewhere in the early 90's?
added on the 2003-06-06 21:12:14 by superplek superplek
"I am not a lamer, like you! So I write my own, which is faster and better."

Best reason for not using a sound system thoroughly optimized by someone who does this kind of thing for a living EVER!
added on the 2003-06-06 21:33:14 by sagacity sagacity
Ehrmmm.... people have already requested me for a commercial version of this player, sorry your joke wont work now sagacity.

And plek: No, the 80s. Btw are u in to some sort of masochism that u keep coming back for more asswhooping?
added on the 2003-06-06 21:39:43 by mirrorman mirrorman
Mirrorman: so which people would that be? other people who don't want to use a soundsystem that's already been tested and widely used? sounds like an intelligent bunch!
added on the 2003-06-06 22:32:32 by sagacity sagacity
sagacity: don't you know that module players (especially *good* ones) are just all that the industry is missing?
added on the 2003-06-07 00:11:55 by superplek superplek
Hey look at that! This is the part where I don't care anymore! :D
added on the 2003-06-07 00:21:36 by mirrorman mirrorman

thanks for being so funny
added on the 2003-06-07 00:29:55 by superplek superplek
Hey look at that! This is the part where you give up! :D

Thank you and good night, everybody!
added on the 2003-06-07 00:30:54 by sagacity sagacity
good night sagacity
sucks added on the 2003-06-07 02:06:08 by okkie okkie
sagacity: I just wiped my ass with you in more ways than one and you think I gave up?
added on the 2003-06-07 13:05:24 by mirrorman mirrorman
I'm whoop ass with You prodiction It Still not work
well, good that i loked on the site again :) (super)plek like u are once calling yourself *lmao* (coz u are so super:=) you are the worst dude i have ever NOT met, but read in the internet, be sure when i met you, your free ticket for hospital is prepared to you then i will punch you like an motherfucker from outta space. (well, ok of course iam obove that...) but you are behind it :D shitting people, is your profession and now its enough! be prepared :DDD *i walk away laughing*
added on the 2003-06-10 00:52:37 by NuKem NuKem
for starters learn english. besides that, you could learn from your friend mirrorman. his flames are a bit less pathetic than yours =)
added on the 2003-06-10 11:17:38 by superplek superplek
iam really waiting for this retard (mirrorman)
added on the 2003-06-10 12:47:17 by uns3en_ uns3en_
plek, as always for your arguments i dont give a fuck about it :)))) and then.. live in lameness :)))


added on the 2003-06-10 23:14:43 by NuKem NuKem
obviously you don't seem to care about anything at all. luckily you're such a succesful guy.
added on the 2003-06-11 13:59:19 by superplek superplek
yes iam, so kiss my feet now
added on the 2003-06-11 21:13:58 by NuKem NuKem
Hey and guess what, Nuke is a gay bastard and a backstabbing bitch! Kicking me out of surprise right before his holiday because I put his ass on IRC-ignore!

Fuck you Nuke, and suck a fart out of my ass! Seriously!
added on the 2003-06-13 20:08:12 by mirrorman mirrorman
heh, nice discussion you have here
added on the 2003-06-16 14:53:48 by shadez shadez
jesus h. crhist! i read hugi 27 and found out mirrorman is 29 and dutch.. *shocked*

anyway.. go ahead and quote some southpark on me or something
added on the 2003-06-24 03:04:11 by okkie okkie

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