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Safety Measures by Ümlaüt Design [web]
screenshot added by Gargaj on 2019-02-03 10:35:22
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release date : february 2019
release party : Demobit 2019
compo : pc demo
ranked : 6th
  • rulez 23
  • is ok 7
  • sucks 3
popularity : 54%
  • rulez 0.61
alltime top: #8404
added on the 2019-02-03 10:35:22 by Gargaj Gargaj

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strange, i like
rulez added on the 2019-02-03 11:12:41 by aha aha
not exactly asmr but very different :D
rulez added on the 2019-02-03 11:14:36 by sensenstahl sensenstahl
added on the 2019-02-03 12:12:48 by skarab skarab
Weird demos are the way.
rulez added on the 2019-02-03 13:01:35 by ham ham
Really nice demo.
rulez added on the 2019-02-03 19:32:01 by lipek lipek
Waited for sth. at least vaguely interesting rather than pressing esc but there wasn´t
sucks added on the 2019-02-03 20:34:54 by T$ T$
asmr porn with an unusual sense of humor. Heh. (;
Sound production quality very good.
It's sometimes fun when a joke takes a while to land.
Watching this on the stream added something as you heard the laughs start . . .
rulez added on the 2019-02-03 20:51:13 by metoikos metoikos
rulez added on the 2019-02-04 04:46:57 by nula nula
glad to see that ice hockey pucks are absolutely safe!
rulez added on the 2019-02-04 16:07:56 by havamal havamal
Not my type of demo but a fun joke if you like asmr
It enjoyed it even not being a huge fan of ASMRs. Nice rest after all these glitches & noises :)
rulez added on the 2019-02-05 18:12:24 by argasek argasek
I dig it.
rulez added on the 2019-02-05 21:57:24 by ratz ratz
We all feel safer now!
rulez added on the 2019-02-07 04:19:21 by LiSU^TRS LiSU^TRS
fresh & original
rulez added on the 2019-02-08 14:43:05 by laila laila
professional and modern in its presentation, yet the scenes were way too simple and bright to leave an impact on me. the sound-fx stood out but then again this is not an intro.
the crumple/folding effect was probably my fav, but not enough to thumb this up.
added on the 2019-02-08 15:01:04 by wysiwtf wysiwtf
may not have landed with me but at least it's trying something different.
rulez added on the 2019-02-08 15:18:13 by djh0ffman djh0ffman
rulez added on the 2019-02-10 12:17:33 by Frequent Frequent
it felt too spoilered from the very beginning. pressed ESC after 10 secs... could not watch it to the end.. has there been any music??
rulez added on the 2019-02-11 18:43:15 by gentleman gentleman
Something between plastic and cement block...
rulez added on the 2019-02-13 14:41:20 by Minus0 Minus0
the product
rulez added on the 2019-02-13 14:47:45 by noby noby
*bump bump bump*
rulez added on the 2019-02-13 14:57:33 by ferris ferris
the product

Will make you happy
added on the 2019-02-13 14:59:06 by Minus0 Minus0
Had fun with a field recorder? ;)
Weak rendering (no AO on a scene like this, really?), bad sync, inexplicable file size. This could have been good, but it's not.
sucks added on the 2019-02-16 18:16:33 by reptile reptile
rulez added on the 2019-02-17 09:47:25 by tifeco tifeco
Might be reading too much into it, but feels like a story about life.
rulez added on the 2019-02-17 10:53:33 by mog mog
Nice work on sound design here. The quality of the text screens is also noticeable. Sadly the aliasing in the rendered scenes comes in contrast with it.

Regarding the quality of the rendering, I can imagine how you might want to make a point of keeping it low, to focus on the effect of sound, but I have to agree with reptile that the absence of AO is visually shocking: the puck feels completely disconnected from the surface despite the sound telling otherwise.
rulez added on the 2019-02-17 12:08:33 by Zavie Zavie
*shrug* so this happened
added on the 2019-04-24 13:57:08 by nagz nagz
sucks added on the 2019-05-25 19:58:32 by pchelka777 pchelka777
"now it's safe to turn off your test bench"
rulez added on the 2019-05-26 11:04:19 by wbc\\bz7 wbc\\bz7
Nice, and relaxing
rulez added on the 2019-09-15 15:56:35 by nikin nikin
rub me beautiful
This product did not make me happy. Nice idea, but ended up too bland for my taste.
added on the 2020-03-09 23:42:35 by dojoe dojoe
crumple zones vote.
rulez added on the 2021-04-21 21:51:15 by kimi kandler kimi kandler

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