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release date : august 2004
release party : Assembly 2004
compo : combined demo
ranked : 3rd
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popularity : 63%
  • 0.38
alltime top: #2626
added on the 2004-08-08 12:37:22 by gloom gloom

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good physics, but nothing more than that. the music is a mp3 of a classical track and the soundeffects are horrible. also; you bastard stole our outtakes-idea! :)
added on the 2004-08-08 12:40:11 by gloom gloom
I agree
added on the 2004-08-08 12:43:58 by Vulture Vulture
nice code
funny presentation
not farbrausch

not really a demoscene production
wolfgang (amadeus) mozart
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 13:38:56 by elkmoose elkmoose
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 13:50:52 by quisten quisten
sure they received votes on the music... and physics of course.
Very funny :) Made many of us laugh at asm.
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 16:05:35 by jimmi jimmi
good, but the presentation and music could be improved a LOT!
It`s ok, too few scenes.....great idea in the end of the demo though.
added on the 2004-08-08 16:30:15 by Zplex Zplex
I liked this. The physics engine is good and it's not a boring 3d-rotator. The music I think fit the demo rather well.
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 16:42:40 by Preacher Preacher
I love it! remember me ambiance of "Amélie Poulain"... Nice ripped soundtrack!
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 18:02:08 by skarab skarab
cool physics.. didnt care that much about the scenes though.... and the sound effects were a bit cheap. Outtakes were nice.
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 18:07:19 by loaderror loaderror
If you don't mind some bad quality sound effects, this demo is very good. For once a physics engine show-off has decent graphics, a fitting music track and it's quite funny. The outtakes of course is the best part of the demo.
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 18:28:57 by moT moT
very funny at the end
added on the 2004-08-08 18:57:51 by med med
Mhhm, yes, why not...
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 19:25:08 by tomaes tomaes
The end bit should've been the main demo. Piano performance wasn't great, so I assume they recorded it themselves. It also had poor sound quality.

However, the physics were fun, at least at the end, which seened longer than the main section.
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 19:52:30 by sea_monkey sea_monkey
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 19:58:23 by mrdoob mrdoob
nice physics, but doesn't really work as a demo for me.
added on the 2004-08-08 20:03:44 by teel teel
Nice one. Full of good ideas.
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 21:39:50 by TrX TrX
Goes on a bit too long as the blooper thing got a bit old after a while. Other than that, I enjoyed this.
rulez added on the 2004-08-08 21:48:27 by break break
not a demo but quite cool, nice idea !
rulez added on the 2004-08-09 00:35:13 by _wheely_ _wheely_
Hahaha! The cut-scene idea is really awesome!!! =)
rulez added on the 2004-08-09 02:14:12 by Optimus Optimus
i hate physics demos.
and i hate crappy music.
i almost puked when saw this since this was so fucking ugly.

and i hate the people who do shit like this, you should get your asses kickes big time. doing crap like this is a crime against humanity.

and seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people when shit like this gets in 3rd?
sucks added on the 2004-08-09 04:29:45 by nosfe nosfe
just looking at the screenshot and description in here makes me not want to download this.
Funny and has a lot of nice ideas. More of a technology demo than a scene prod: really stood out in the compo because it looked different.
rulez added on the 2004-08-09 08:21:54 by Marq Marq
it was cute but a physics engine with 3 scenes and ripped music shouldnt be on top3.
sucks added on the 2004-08-09 09:41:27 by psenough psenough
i kinda liked it nevertheless...
added on the 2004-08-09 10:12:40 by uncle-x uncle-x
neat physics.. rest: totally boring..
the outtakes-part although is really cool..
added on the 2004-08-09 11:15:53 by toxie toxie
Funny and good looking, nothing new.
added on the 2004-08-09 11:36:50 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
This was a good production. It is a demo just as much as any other production!
rulez added on the 2004-08-09 20:07:05 by legalize legalize
this one owns! and who said that this is not a demo? it is realtime and creative, that's what a demo is!
rulez added on the 2004-08-09 21:55:41 by Ger Ger
thumbs up for the physics-code and the outtakes. the music, textures and colors can be, uh, improved.
rulez added on the 2004-08-10 09:11:55 by Spin Spin
Without the ripped music this might have been a piggie...
sucks added on the 2004-08-10 09:20:26 by kurli kurli
Great phisic engine or something :) But as demo it is totally failed for me...
sucks added on the 2004-08-10 10:40:13 by AbcuG! AbcuG!
Nice physics but it feels like a job application. "Hire us to write your next game engine"
added on the 2004-08-10 13:23:55 by grip grip
Hahaha. At least funny !!
rulez added on the 2004-08-10 19:42:54 by elend elend
end part made me laugh :)
added on the 2004-08-10 19:46:27 by lithis lithis
Well, as it demonstrates skills, it's a demo. And the end part is funny. Thumb up for me.
rulez added on the 2004-08-10 19:57:55 by scamp scamp
skills, schmills. The payoff for this demo is screwing with a couple of parameters in the same goddamn scenes for a while. No skills, but certainly worth a laugh.
added on the 2004-08-11 02:05:17 by Shifter Shifter
I like it for the good sense of humour and the daring choice to use classical music
added on the 2004-08-11 10:52:10 by amv amv
This project was a disaster in terms of getting it together in the last minute. Some of the sounds were created an hour before the deadline and you can really hear that.

Also, my piano playing really sucks, so apologies for that. We thought about using other music as well, but in the end I wanted to keep the classical piece to constrast the breaking stuff.

Our original idea was to trick the viewer into thinking that the beginning part was all there is. Then we wanted to have lots and lots of funny outtakes so that the actual demo would be made almost 90% of those. Due to time limitations we really didn't get that idea through well enough. Although it is rewarding to read that most of the people seemed to like the few outtakes we had time to do.

As far as not being a "proper" demo, we really didn't know what a demo must be like.
added on the 2004-08-11 13:58:03 by mayoneez mayoneez
added on the 2004-08-11 16:28:49 by hfr hfr
It's got code, graphics, music and it is well designed. Personally, I think this is more of a demo than many other productions we've seen recently, because it is also _original_. I should also point out that the choice of classical music was excellent design-wise.

Maybe some people don't consider this a demo because it had no... scene poetry :-)
added on the 2004-08-11 17:05:52 by moT moT
The outtakes are what made this demo fun.
rulez added on the 2004-08-11 17:15:38 by radman1 radman1
was funny
rulez added on the 2004-08-11 17:17:25 by NuKem NuKem
i was amused :)
rulez added on the 2004-08-11 21:04:08 by Gargaj Gargaj
pixar alternative ;-)
rulez added on the 2004-08-11 21:16:35 by sokoban sokoban
As far as not being a "proper" demo, we really didn't know what a demo must be like.

the thousands of demos here may have given you a slight hint about what people expect.</sarcasm>

I'm also glad that you aparrently had no time to add extra bloopers. It got stale after the fifth "oops".
added on the 2004-08-12 02:58:35 by Shifter Shifter
It is refreshing to see something so different design- and musicwise.
rulez added on the 2004-08-12 17:37:37 by mjz mjz
cute and very entertaining ... plus a nice different taste. like it. and the classical music works perfectly as the mentioned contrast to what you see. any other music would just have been a background element while here it becomes a character of the prod. no problem with that at all ...
rulez added on the 2004-08-12 18:05:07 by monroe monroe
addition: but nevertheless this should be far from the top10! it's neat and stuff, but not comparable with a real demo ...
added on the 2004-08-12 18:07:30 by monroe monroe
It's funny, but that's about it.
added on the 2004-08-13 02:42:00 by asasel asasel
this is fucking lame, sorry. nice code, but
lame ideas and music
sucks added on the 2004-08-13 14:21:26 by uns3en_ uns3en_
rulez added on the 2004-08-15 14:47:32 by ghandy ghandy
i didn't like it.. well physics are cool, but... this just doesn't feel like a demo (especially the music)
sucks added on the 2004-08-15 21:01:11 by shadez shadez
Just plain funny. The music and sound effects are AWFUL, and this is the weak point of it.

Since it made me laugh a lot, I think it deserves its place. Could have been a lot more polished.
rulez added on the 2004-08-16 12:06:46 by Drift Drift
good physics engine but please... it's not pleasant.. it's boring, it's got Mozart for crying out loud and it surely doesn't deserve #3. The outtakes are fun.
sucks added on the 2004-08-18 01:59:28 by aMUSiC aMUSiC
Final part was fun and psyhics seem like a porn to me. Still, not enough for a thumb up. I think this looks sweeter than Dream Equations, but.. they got it first :) A bit more innovative stuff next time and I give you all thumbs you ever need.
added on the 2004-08-18 07:12:02 by Vulture Vulture
sucks added on the 2004-08-18 23:53:55 by spengler spengler
thumbs up for nice direction. motzart was the only thing that could save it in the midst of demos that were more true to the form
rulez added on the 2004-08-22 20:49:40 by amv amv
ahah i didn't know physics could be that funny :D
rulez added on the 2004-08-24 10:28:48 by Zest Zest
This is great - apart from the large number of scenes and the good physics, the endpart is a killer. And piano music is fine =)
rulez added on the 2004-08-25 22:26:34 by T$ T$
fun physics gamezzz
rulez added on the 2004-08-25 22:31:32 by zeebr zeebr
pretty cool and good physics engine but it lacks some "demoscene feeling" for a thumb up :)
added on the 2004-08-26 22:07:42 by keops keops
+ last part and physics code, good collision detection (did you write it by your own or used some kind of library?)

- maybe I am not the one who should write about design :) but I did not like it,

+ last part: good idea

conclusion: thumb up, and keep good work on your physics engine

question: what kind of rigid bodies did you use? the barraf's one?

Ahh.. I realized now (readed readme) that you used the library - however - thumbs up for the physics :)
rulez added on the 2004-08-27 18:40:43 by maq^flp maq^flp
for me it IS a demo . . . an it is definately cool . . .
rulez added on the 2004-08-27 19:35:33 by freed_ohm freed_ohm
to maq^flp:

I used a library for the box-box collision testing but the rest of the physics engine itself is home-brew. It follows quite closely the Baraff's lectures at SIGGRAPH 2003, but I had to add a lot of tweaks and tricks to make it work better with several objects. Also, Baraff's paper doesn't really discuss friction that much, so that had to be added from the scratch.
added on the 2004-09-01 09:53:40 by mayoneez mayoneez
Even the physics code is f***ing lame
sucks added on the 2004-09-04 17:14:39 by Frozzy Frozzy
it isn't scene-realted anyway, but the ending is funny
sucks added on the 2004-09-15 16:49:16 by pohar pohar
So the "out takes" lasted longer than the demo. Great. This demo totally sucks. Why the hell did it come 3rd? Assembly voters clearly know jack shit about anything when things like this crock of garbage comes 3rd and We Cell by Kewlers comes 5th. What the fuck.
sucks added on the 2004-09-22 14:37:11 by Claw Claw
I'd say this is a lot more "scene-related" than your average abstract flyby. There is more to it than bad IDM, leet handles and greetings lists you know..
added on the 2004-09-22 15:12:53 by break break
Good looking, but I dont like these kind of demos.
added on the 2004-10-02 16:50:33 by blueflame blueflame
Great physics but a bad demo.
added on the 2004-10-07 22:45:26 by dairos dairos
Funny ending and kickass physics engine
rulez added on the 2004-10-09 11:20:55 by BoyC BoyC
After reading the previous comments I can only repeat what some people have said: this is a good physics engine and this "demo" is a collection of examples showing its capabilities (nothing more) and not a sublime synthesis of skilfulness and artistic sensation, as I think a real demo should be.
sucks added on the 2004-10-10 21:05:41 by Cacodemon Cacodemon
Pretty decent, and definitely more interesting than most stuff released nowadays.
rulez added on the 2004-10-10 21:34:11 by Nezbie Nezbie
interesting, but fucking boring.
rulez added on the 2004-11-10 23:15:32 by witeshade witeshade
mm.. i guess it's a "demo" in the strictest sense. if you like things realistically smashing into other things, by all means, check it out. and yes, i thought the outtakes at the end were cute and saved it from being too short.
added on the 2004-11-11 01:15:33 by phoenix phoenix
I loved it :)
rulez added on the 2005-01-06 17:25:35 by Spock Spock
GREAT stuff & funny outtakes.. :-)
rulez added on the 2005-08-26 20:37:58 by EarlGrey EarlGrey
Not much of a demo or art for that matter. Had it been up to me only, this one wouldn't have even qualified to be shown on the screen. Physics engine shown off badly.
sucks added on the 2005-09-30 19:46:59 by slux slux
an implemented physics system does not make a demo, or at least a good gone.
Anyway is ok
added on the 2005-12-05 13:35:43 by JaK JaK
this is a demo and a good one. surely the style is not the best but there's neat code with a proper presentation. and i rarely care assembly ranks.
rulez added on the 2006-06-03 20:48:09 by anesthetic anesthetic
horrible demo.
sucks added on the 2006-08-11 22:04:51 by annieeee annieeee
sucks added on the 2006-09-16 20:48:53 by bhead bhead

good physics engine but please... it's not pleasant.. it's boring, it's got Mozart for crying out loud and it surely doesn't deserve #3. The outtakes are fun.

I do concur, Mister
sucks added on the 2007-02-20 11:10:38 by d0DgE d0DgE
It's not MEGA-BLINK-THE-SCREEN-AND-ENVMAPED-DUCKS-demo, but it's kinda nice in it's own little way. I like it.
rulez added on the 2007-02-20 11:29:54 by kusma kusma
rulez added on the 2007-04-28 18:05:10 by Quarryman Quarryman
great idea with the physic engine
rulez added on the 2007-06-11 14:05:02 by cyberpingui cyberpingui
some what more original than the rest and recall having fun while watching :)
rulez added on the 2007-06-22 11:46:35 by waffle waffle
Nice bit with the long outtake sequence at the end. The demo itself really is just what is needed to lead up to it, I think.

Thumbs up for the hair in the gate.
rulez added on the 2007-10-14 03:02:09 by Gordon Bennett Gordon Bennett
Hahahahahahaha, the ending is hilarious!
Physics engine looks very cool and I loved the way "The End?" was constructed.
The music was unexpected but nice nevertheless.
Big thumbs up!
rulez added on the 2007-12-05 20:33:00 by Agilo Agilo
rulez added on the 2007-12-16 22:05:38 by Mystra Mystra
Not that good, but my thumb goes for the funny outtakes.
rulez added on the 2008-04-27 19:49:49 by Maissi Maissi
makes me happy (=
rulez added on the 2008-04-27 23:39:11 by relias abardon relias abardon
Looks like I didn't thumb this down yet.. So now I did
sucks added on the 2008-12-04 00:45:14 by leijaa leijaa
the part where the camera is hit was neat. and this demo has influenced a lot of newer demos I think :) So here is my thumb
rulez added on the 2008-12-04 02:25:36 by Proteque Proteque
rulez added on the 2009-04-27 02:45:55 by PENETRATOR PENETRATOR
nice physics
classic music ♫
outtakes :)
rulez added on the 2009-08-09 13:20:06 by bdk bdk
rulez added on the 2012-01-01 19:53:52 by Frequent Frequent
goddamn awful, just a "demonstration" and a boring one at that
sucks added on the 2013-04-28 20:28:11 by noby noby
it doesn't deserve 3rd place but it's actually quite nice.
rulez added on the 2013-05-16 10:02:29 by kimi kardashian kimi kardashian
what gloom said

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