the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2025-08-29
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Funnier thing is... There's a strange, wild place in Australia where many hieroglyphs are actually carved into a cliff ! - 2025-09-04
- Warp ?! My photons are too old for this shift !
- 2025-09-14
- Cool Sunday evening gift : my latest 2D scifi "Detonation Boulevard in a shader". https://www.shadertoy.com/view/wfXBW4 Black Sabbath's "Neon Knights" soundcloud link in the code comments for maxing up the thing ! Welcome to Io !
- 2025-09-15
- @v3nom : Thanks, man ! Many more to come soon... hopefully ! :)
- 2025-09-16
- Baron Von Frankenstein *knuckle sounds* : "Okay, back off guys, let me show you something they don't teach you at Ingolstadt !"
- 2025-09-23
- @lukewarmmultimedia : remind me who invented the first real, actual flying hoverboard, while you were all pretending to be the greatest engineers (in video games or movies, probably) ? Even American jetpacks look stupid AF. And then France arrives on FREAKING FLYING SKATEBOARDS ! Elegance, man. :D
- @v3nom : China. Got it. Nice reminder. :)
- 2025-10-02
- Dammit, Moon Moon ! :(
- 2025-10-10
- On a scale from 0 to Pouet, how do you estimate Shadertoy speed, lately ? Also, hi leGend, happy 50th birthday... late. :)
- 2025-10-14
- Shadertoy seems a bit better now.
- 2025-10-18
- Microsoft is Gozer the Traveler, and we are all Rick Moranis clones running around, muttering gibberish about Keymaster licences, the Meketrex supplicants and the Great Linux Migration ! "Choose... Choose the foooorm of the Destructor !" :D
- 2025-10-21
- And HOW do we KNOW this, exactly ? Just asking...
- 2025-10-22
- "It was just an ordinary tree, not a fractal one." is when I cracked up ! :D Good one, bitl.
- 2025-10-23
- -We've talked about Demosin, yes, but what about Democos !? -I don't think he knows about Democos, Pippin. -What about Demotan ?! Demoabs ? Demostep ? Demosinh !? ... Democosh !
- 2025-10-30
- Data : *raising his head* "I must what, now ?!"
- Picard : *annoyed* "What is your POINT, Data ?!"
- Picard : "It's okay, Data. We'll leave the Windows system, skip planet Linux, and max-warp straight into the Web." Geordi : *smiling with anticipation, nodding* "That means shader-stuff !" Picard : "Make it so !"
- 2025-10-31
- Insert angry Miyazaki meme "Anime was a mistake".
- Twas the night of Maalloween on the oneliner... Gargaj had just awoken super-motivated from his slumber. Amigas howled into the dark, as leGend reached for some birch bark...
- 2025-11-01
- "The Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon" Best thing ever. Check it out if you missed it. Free on youtube.
- 2025-11-07
- OMG ! :O Why ?! WTH do I have to learn about this FANTASTIC project on the oneliner ?! WTH did I learn about it 5h before the end ?! There should have been a BBS thread in ALL CAPS ! Holy shit, this is AWESOME ! So glad they blew up the budget ! Godspeed, guys ! :D
- 2025-11-18
- Guys : scifi short story + glsl + sound. Check out my latest 2D shader : Chromospheric Cloud-Hacking. https://www.shadertoy.com/view/Wftcz7
- Also, Dragon Ball fans and 3i/Atlas conspiracy theorists, this special one is for you ! https://www.shadertoy.com/view/3ftcRr
- There's no fire effect (...in a CA sense), I'm just sliding a texture suitably scaled and blended on a mask. But yeah, the end result looks convincing (and fast) ! :D