the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2025-06-27
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what - 2025-07-02
- hot take: pissing someone off through a computer is so much fun when you only see a matrix of pixels. can't feel the other guy beating you up till you're dead
- and this will affect the Demoscene.
- 2025-07-03
- Future’s made of virtual insanity
- things change so fast. we never thought Ned Flanders would buy a C=64, yet it happened. just wait and see
- cig pause before going back to grinding 68k https://youtu.be/19r5GpEsjA0?si=wAviJwo1G6bZetuM&t=1071
- dash em.
- 2025-07-04
- King of the hill buys IBM
- ChatGPT acquires the rights to Digital Equipment Corporation
- admins: I ran out of tobacco. Please send a box of rolling pueblo blue and smoking orange paper my way. Thank you
- Mr kapsel please head to the @kapsel: Call Out thread. Your attention is urgently needed
- I made two mistakes today. Write x86 assembly and keep coming back to check if "kasper" had acknowledged the duel
- 2025-07-05
- Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Is this the glöpfarmer? the glöpminer? the glöminator?
- 2025-07-06
- Proceed to engage the blast processing SID register to activate Sound Blaster emulation mode and RTX rendering
- Sam Altman please turn off this motherfucker
- Motherfucker Altman please turn off pouët
- OpenAI buys scene.org and bans ALL human users
- Krill: thank god, I didn't know I could filter messages myself. Thanks for that, really. I can bring you a tupper of Mac n cheese to a party in exchange for the good deed
- 2025-07-07
- https://youtu.be/dJSeskH8j40?si=GNgjne8HBD7i9coC&t=59 SONIC GOTTA SAY🗣️. SONIC GOTTA SAY??🤨⁉️ SONIC GOTTA SAY🙀. SONIC GOTTA SAY!!!!🦔
- 2025-07-08
- motherfuckers turn off the 1541
- 2025-07-15
- coke sucks (the drink)