the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2015-02-25
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It’s nearly impossible to be immersed in a world where you’re supposed to be the “chosen one” only to have 50 other chosen ones hopping around all around you with names like “dicklord007″ jumping around in circles shouting obscenities. What I don't like about MMOs. -
You, sir, are clearly a chosen dicklord. -
Guildname: "the chosen dozen" -
One day! I'm going to use a really cool name, like Shinzon Praetor. -
Weedlord "Goku" Bonerhitler -
Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt -
weedgoku420691488 -
If the guy that used to taunt you for playing video games is now wearing an ironic Valve trucker hat and chest-thumping to all his buddies about his kill counts and epic teabaggings and the booth babes he scored with at E3, you would understandably not want to chat with him about which Portal shirt" -
"...you cried into because you still don't have any friends." -
lol, games have been mainstream for more than 20 years now and is not 'nerdy' or whatever -
"Nerdy", I don't know. "Juvenile", definitely. -
There were no "pro" gamers and multi-million dollar "let's players" in '95, but yeah, not such an obscure hobby these days ;) -
the average housewife outdps-ing you while breastfeeding her twins. brave new world. -
gargaj: oh totally, but shitty teenager nerds have always been around -
They even look like it too: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/arrested-swatter-faces-maximum-five-year-prison -se/1100-6425220/?ftag=YHR28b9ce3 -
games != self identified 'gamers' who are sometimes totally garbage people yeah -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZZOlfaR4mk -
Kossu MAX. Zero sugar, maximum Kossu taste! -
Kossu Zero. 0% alcohol, original Kossu taste! -
OTT plays CDAK behind the gig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9iwIFnLE-E#t=1328 -
Legend: looks like zeo-x-s rather, but nice anyway :) -
http://gizmodo.com/this-ridiculously-detailed-demo-is-made-from-only-4096-168783 0241 -
Koch'sches Malz. 2,0% alcohol, maximum Malty taste! -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwVYfYynGFA -
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