the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2015-01-14
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I'm typing this from a retirement home -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBLwazqX0gE -
Il y'a un saucisse dans mon pantalon. -
Stand up coding: A byte goes into a bar? - 2015-01-15
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The barman thinks: this byte, it is an odd one. -
The barman says "is something wrong?" The byte says "yeah, I just got XORed with 128." The barman replies "yeah, I thought you looked a bit off" - Gasman's joke is a bit negative!
- the byte asks for 255 pints of beer, and one pint of cider. The barman says "do you need a tray for that?" The byte replies "no, it's ok, I can carry it"
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"You look tired, have you been multiplying by 2 lately?" "Yeah, I just did a night shift." - "Can you top my glass?" asks the byte. The barman gives him an empty one. "Sorry, it overflowed".
- another byte walks up to the bar and stands eight places to the left. He says to the first byte, "I want to have a word with you."
- "Of course" answers the first. "You are my most significant byte."
- He then orders 127 more beers, but the barman gives him 128 by mistake. The byte asks "do I have to pay for that?" The barman replies "no, it's complementary"
- Two other very sad bytes are getting drunk in the corner. "The doctor said we can never multiply. Our CPU is 8-bit only."
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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.” -
As the end of the evening draws near, one byte gently whispers into her significant other half's ear: "I'd like to have a word with you" - Three bytes go into a bar and sit down at a table. The first byte holds up two fingers and says "Three beers please".
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*chucköe -
rain - that was supposed to be a *chuckle*. jsyk.
- thought so. jsyk.
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chucköe nöerris - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN7gG2DyPTI öööÖÖÖ
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divide and conquer algorithm needs to be subdivided -
who did that "we have computers which can beat your computers" ? it's a catchy hook!