the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2003-08-06
- Death can't kill, it's dead. Life kills.
- 2003-08-07
- I beg of you, please don't respond to you-know-who's bbs threads. Let them drown.
- 2003-08-08
- All your onelines are belong to Optimus
- 2003-08-09
- Optimus: ShanetheWolf??
- 2003-08-11
- Assembly demos kicked some serious asshole! Kudos to all!!
- moon...
- Why, what happens in the report? Does shane get beat up?
- 2003-08-13
- Optimus: Real goth girls, or just pictures of goth girls?
- 2003-08-15
- lame is great for mp3s
- ahh, but did you know who??
- 2003-08-19
- If it's said by Optimus, it'll require a new hard drive.
- 2003-08-22
- Amiga users can't count past 40. Simple.
- 2003-08-23
- jack left town
- 2003-08-24
- Perhaps another one of your alter egos...?
- 2003-08-29
- Ugh! Who farted?
- 2003-08-30
- Eat poo for good health.
- Drink pee for fresh breath.
- oneliner = comedy
- Umm, I think most people know about Shane's multiple-personality disorder.
- Speculation is more profitable than mere proof.
- 2003-08-31
- Klaatu Varata Ni..*cough*
- 2003-09-01
- Cough, no cough, I'm the one with the gun.
- 2003-09-03
- Dammit! Too much homework and not enough masturbation.
- 2003-09-04
- I'm going to nuke the demoscene with my chilli farts!
- 2003-09-06
- This website sucks the dirt out of the internet and leaves it spic and span!