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- 2003-09-08
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Comebacks are always great to see. - What about all the prods with not even 1 comment? Opti: is that the world domination scroller?
- Yes, taking on the world will get you in hospital. Opti: you'll need lots of scroll routines, and your full life story as text.
- Why are demo poets generally so bad? Too many have meaningless poetry or spoil good stuff with bad english...
- Yes, that doesn't help. Maybe I'll write some, you can give me a maturity rating :)
- dalezy: it would have to be new, or it would suck :) Good point tho, I'll think of something new.
- if you look at it that way, you'll never buy new clothes or eat fresh food, and you're old as soon as you're born.
- 2003-09-09
- Optimus: please stop converting women to lesbianism!
- There are lesbians who hate men, lesbians who look like men and lesbians who love men and do it for fun. Steriotypes are black and white, live in colour.
- There was a girl like that at my school, had elephant legs too :) Her nickname was just 'Fugly'
- Would be interesting to see a scene-lesbian's comments on this discussion :) perhaps optimus can find one.
- 2003-09-10
- optimus: but were they lesbians before they met you? ;) Guess not if they're still friendly.
- And there lies the path to waking dreams and madness... Optimus: what do you do on days when everything goes wrong and you feel like shit?
- opti: I wanted advice actually :) As my day started bad, went very bad, and is getting worse.
- Ok, thats a start :) When I get home, I'll drink some coffee (my morning coffee was 1/2 strength, no milk, and finished on my shirt), then walk my cat, then smoke a blunt.
- Then again, perhaps i'll just go to sleep. If i can wait till i get home.
- If that had happened over 50 years ago, there would be less dead japanese and more dead americans. Make up your own mind :)
- 2003-09-12
- Opti: keep doing that, if you're lucky, some guy will beat the shit out of you and you can sue the cafe. Then you could buy a flat somewhere :)
- And a proper coffee machine too. Perhaps he could ask his parents to sit next to him for an hour to recreate the atmosphere.
- 2003-09-15
- There's only one thing worse than monday morning, and that's thursday morning.
- 10 minutes to do the papers etc... but how long to cal
- ...calculate the optimum probabilities???
- Optimus is now going to finnish world domination plans??
- 2003-09-16
- Why is easter at a different time each year? Does the pope get to choose a week when jesus died or something???
- i guess having to buy the pope's over-priced eggs is not too high a price for 2 days extra holiday.