the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2012-05-24
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in fact people think they have gives from gods. imagine saying that to me : I've born like a god...like jesus christ...to me...well I deserve a cause. but I've could make my cat with cunnilingus and I made all her toughts at now. cats understand french words etc. -
I AM GOD, BITCH -
well god is a cat. -
ferris is a cat. -
for our affairs, I've built a machine, go thumb up ! -
I have no idea what you're talking about. Because I'm a fucking cat. -
better a cat with fucking than one without! -
well it ruined my life to listen to my mother and going to see a psychiatrist for that. so respect. -
errr... you licked your cat? -
so hard -
when im back home from work, i must see if i can turn a garfield toon into "i'm a cat... i'm a cat... lick my ball... i'm a caaaaaat!" -
well, it's personal, but in fact everyone dies and we born to die. first cry is a perversion of death. -
We do not born to die. We born to live. Death is just an inevitable thing that eventually happens. -
something different of what I said, just so you know. -
get a POUET EXTRA GOLD PLUS ENTERPRISE SUPER ACCOUNT and your gf will get even MORE TIGHT! -
can we get one of those with scene points? -
sure! 49 scene points for 1 year + 499 glops once for technical stuff the lobster does. it's not cheap but it will make your life so cool! -
moreover, they might have found the yeti. -
the yeti gets the account for free! -
dna structures they said : http://www.futura-sciences.com/fr/news/t/zoologie/d/yacti-une-nouvelle-enquaate- gacnactique-dacmarre_38928/ -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmRIpWavLhg -
Distilled and bottled in Poland. -
made in poland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNjUSHyMEqw -
probably made in poland too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr8tsgLp1pA :D -
haha ftw
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