the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2003-08-27
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When you hate each other, it's time to find a new partner. - Looked a lot like the seduction of alcohol to me, but I had the sound off.
- 2003-08-28
- Curses! Virus has infected our network, making internet soooo slow!
- 2003-08-29
- Arrrgh! Each time i half write a oneliner a virus window pops up and my text is deleted!
- richard: good idea, but the virus flood seems to have stopped. So i'll continue my plan to destroy the world.
- Which hair are we talking about here?
- 2003-09-01
- Monday morning. The only cure is strong coffee.
- It's true. I wake up dead each day, and return after espresso, which btw is a cure for zombiism.
- Stop, you're making me jealous!
- 2003-09-02
- Till you 'get a life' and stop 'owning the oneliner'?
- Lets see how long we can keep optimus in the net cafe :)
- 2003-09-03
- Scene is only a waste of time if you have something better to do... And since when is pouet a problem?
- The victim knowing his fate and not being able to avoid it is the best form of revenge. Optimus plans a masterpiece vendetta.
- The noise on my monitor is saying 'Maktone for President Sid!'
- Who cares?
- 2003-09-04
- I have stairs. Please go stand at the top.
- In that case, better give me the key and stand by a wall instead.
- 2003-09-05
- Optimus: PHYSICAL contact???
- Optimus: is it a good idea to say how you 2 made contact like that here then?? ;)
- Such exiting adventures... Somehow UT as a condom doesn't appeal too much ;)
- And don't mingle with shemales, you'll lose your virginity. Twice.
- You can usually trace them by finding the ip in the mail header. Then send a message or something.
- I once kept a selection of email virii in a folder in outlook, but never dared to open the folder cause preview was enabled. Stupid microsoft :)
- Yes, so stupid... I don't use it now of course :) Groupwise for work mail and 'thunderbird' for home (cause I like the name mainly ;)
- mozilla thunderbird, yes. Version 0.1 :)