the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2014-03-17
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The manual, condensed to 2 words: Try rebooting. - 2014-03-18
- Flash player out of date. Install automatic update from adobe.ru?
- 2014-03-21
- can i just point out that proprietary software is evil and you should all use software made by lonely people who have no food and water?
- i reckon nu-media can be classed as old school by now ;)
- 2014-03-29
- You solve a problem, and produce beautiful, understandable code. Then you optimise and produce a big ugly chunk of WTF. Keep the original code in comments ;)
- gertrude: have you ever had to REALLY optimise something, literally squeezing every last cycle from the hardware? When you do that, often the code gets ugly. Fast, but ugly :)
- 2014-03-30
- How come everyone is cloning 2048 now, instead of the much better 'threes'?
- 2014-04-02
- there was something about an upcoming ebola plague, maybe that was it?
- bartie: radeon 6770. But normally the 'ATI' shader issue is bad floats (writing "float a = 0" instead of "float a = 0." as the spec says). Suspect nvidia is the same on mac.
- i read that and thought hardy was back
- if we say that word 3 times does he come back for real?
- shit, that's 3 times, he's back! Prepare the banana.
- 2014-05-03
- rp: i could swear I saw it on your website, have you looked there?
- 2014-05-21
- https://vimeo.com/95710329
- 2014-06-19
- a great white shark leaped out, grabbed him, and disappeared back into the bag.
- 2014-06-30
- The registers resist your understanding.
- 2014-07-01
- No rapping on the one-liner!
- 2014-07-25
- Pouet 2.0: Database un-FKed. Pouet 3.0: Database FKed up.
- 2014-08-11
- Hours spent posting meaningless bs on the pouet one-liner, lost forever
- 2014-09-17
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIHxDkaZFg0
- 2014-10-04
- I saw a squirrel in my garden a while back. It was being chased by a cat. The cat was being chased by a chicken :)
- 2015-01-29
- when we ride on our enemy's horse
- 2015-02-20
- the cd32 version of bubba'n'stix had *amazing* music. I still listen to some of those tracks now - in fact it's the only amiga music i still listen to semi-regularly.
- 2015-09-01
- Your mother washes in the river
- 2015-10-31
- fell: damn it, now i have that 'ariston.. and on and on...' song stuck in my head, and I can't remember what song the original was to put it on ;(