the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2003-06-27
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All activator´s money are belong to me -
for a second i'll be famous..... -
one line and 4k for the masses! -
All my connections to what I loved, have become so cute, that I want to have sex with all of you all :) -
don't even think about it -
Oh, comon! I can't kill you, I can't love you, then how can I play with you?!?! -
"Strange game, professor Falken. The only winning move is not to play." -
"when the going gets touch, the touch get going" -
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink. -
Take the sit off and tell her to sit on the bowl. Just make sure you aim properly. -
Sometimes I just pee in a cup in my room when I'm feeling lazy. -
The worst is when you have a hangover, wake up really needing a shit, and have to walk a long way to do it. Do you go? Or do you just do it... -
whistle while you work, hitler is a jerk, mrs. meany bit my weeny, now it does not work -
Somehow, the onleliner is full of text, but the most unintersting one.. -
special greetings to all lammers -
somehow, pouet if full of text.... -
isn't raidx doing any new songs??? he rocks! - 2003-06-30
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pouet is back! :) -
33 broke it. -
Pouet is online again, at last Optimus can masturbate freely again -
yez! pouet are back -
fuck i kick so much ass. -
so it was your leg? hmmm -
all you oneliners are belong to Optimus -
Mempheria I Still Can't Get Over That Beautiful Departure Soundtrack
