the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2003-06-12
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optimus> then i won't eat french fries at your home :) -
come to buenzli -
hellio iwrtite his wioth myx tonguie -
parents suxx again -
yes, but dont kill them - Who said I will? But I will if they try to..
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Optimus you still into QBasic? i have a cool psychedelic file, wanna a copy - It will be hard for you in prison.. just dont pass the soap...
- Mike: I am not exactly still in Qbasic, but I still love to watch demoeffects in this language. If you want, sent it to my email..
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i've programmed a funny little game in this language some time ago... -
No, really, no, it's not hot today. It's damned worse! Even Optimus'homeland is cold compared to my office temperature. Oh sorry for the interruption. And yes I know: ONEliner. My apologies again. Damn how it's so too HOT today! We will all die, can't end -
You think that's hot? I'm in a badly ventilated south facing office, no aircon, just a fan blowing hot air around, surrounded by hot servers, on a sunny hot summer afternoon. -
I live in Texas...enough said - no aircon, no fan... but we dropped one server 2day off the office!
- Never seen a server dropped... but somebody dropped a brand new laptop last week. In front of the boss.
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once we threw a ~20 kg 80's terminal, with built-in monitor, out of the 6th floor. at 2:30 am. -
and you didn't film that?? -
we once threw a VGA monitor from the 21st floor. looong time ago, tho. - hem... we once shot an old 15" with an assault riffle. yeah sometimes our brain switches to off.
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I threw a SVGA monitor from the 22nd floor and it landed on a passing car and exploded. - a friend o'mine had 2 much hard disk crashes. took a slege hammer and blam, no more crashes.
- 2003-06-13
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he hit himself in the head? -
I once peed over the edge of a balcony, which soaked some passing by old ladies. -
i once ate an entire sheet of acid in a week. now i can no longer due simple mathematics. instead i bend things with my mind. -
does a bios-battery explode, when you throw it out of your window?