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- 2026-08-06
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@leGend : That redhead ?! Are you smiling at Ivy ? :D Dude, she's poison ! Although to be fair, if anyone could handle her, best guess would be a Finnish elf... (...and you Harley, ofc, please stop nudging me FFS) - 2026-08-07
- (Harley) Aaaaaaahhh, I slept well ! (Ivy) You snored ! (Jugi) Stop talking, girls, it's only 9h30. I'm trying to sleep FFS ! (Gorilla) Huh Ha ! *flashes his laser nips* (Harley) ROTFL rrh rrh rrh ! *high-pitched voice* This will NEVER NOT BE FUNNY ! :D
- (Ivy) There's a pole-dancing gorilla, I mean, it's right here, laser nips included ! But noooooooo, let's talk about AI instead, just once more. (Jugi) FFS ?! (Harley) These people belong in a psych ward. That's my professional opinion.
- I seeeeeeee... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4i8ivH6Cq8
- 2026-08-09
- "You think we need one more ? ... You think we need one more. ... Alright, we'll get one more !"
- 2026-08-10
- Superman : So this gorilla has laser nips ! :D Batman : *eyes narrowing* I don't get it. Are you speaking in code ? S : No, I just saw Harley this morning and she was laughing about it ! B : Joker laugh serum ! I'll have some antidote ready soon ! S : 'twas a joke demo at Assembly. B : Oh. :) Cool.
- Triple ? Dwindle ?
- Batman : So the gorilla has laser nips. :D Wonder Woman : Bruce Evelyn Wayne !? Are you trying to be funny ? B : Just telling you about my day. WW : Well this is distasteful. Btw did you know I have laser nips too ? *flashes* B : BWAHAHAHA -cough- *batman voice* I mean : your secret is safe with me.
- Wolverine from the future : *passing his head in the door, laughing his ass off* "So you were ALWAYS an asshole !" Batman : Who's this, now ? Magneto : -sigh- You don't wanna know. B : Mmmkay. Your key privileges are revoked ! M : Broooooooo ! :(
- 2026-08-11
- (Harley) Hey look, it's Wonder Sis ! (Ivy) WTF? (Wonder Woman) Hey, girls ! :D (H) Hey, sweetie ! Heard ya got some new super thing ! *wink, wink* (W) Magneto talked, didn't he? (I) Heard it from Jugi. (W) Who's Jugi? (H) Go on, flash those lasers! (W) -sigh- What color? (H) *turns to Ivy* -gasp!-
- 2026-08-12
- Haha, can see the partial eclipse on the wall (light going though the blinds) ! Every light spot is now dune-shaped ! Awesome ! :D
- What an awesome joke-prod ! :D Thanks Saga ! I will repay you with this incredible short film : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG2gJfxTl1k
- 2026-08-15
- Doom Guy : "Hey Frieren ! Come over here, there's a guy we can help !" Frieren arrives, flying : "So where's the demon ?" Doom Guy : "Right he..." *SPLASH!* Frieren : *looking at Doom Guy covered in demon parts and blood* "What ?! I'm hungry! Quick, let's find a restaurant. Mama needs some burger !"
- 2026-08-19
- That would explain so much. This, or drugs. :D Also, check out UnchartedX channel on youtube. The guy basically figured the physical size of the saw which cut some stone blocks : "Ancient Machining at Abu Rawash" ! Ground-breaking work ! VERY "unofficial" science too !
- Is that a quote from Cowboy Bebop ? =) That SHOULD be a quote from Cowboy Bebop !
- NOMDIDIOU ! (for Maali :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkCP7N2yBPk
- 2026-08-21
- Dune fans, get ready ! My latest Shadertoy cardboard sandwich : "Suddenly, Sandworm Riders !" https://www.shadertoy.com/view/scdXWS
- Thanks. Coming from a Dune fan, this means a lot. :)
- So you checked the entire episode with Skaven's soundtrack ? Were the subtitles easy to understand ? Sometimes I'm afraid I'm too much inside my own head... :D
- Oh, right. Totally should. =) Dude, three recent examples : leGend's old music. Lynn's rabbit logo. Cosmic's polar grafitti. All excellent. Didn't have time to comment them, then, or forgot. Feel real bad about it. :D So don't take it too personal. Will check mikucom. :)
- HAHAHA ! :D Now this feels a bit much transactional and forced, ngl. Here's a sincere thumb up for mikucom, for starters, though. May we mend the wounds of the past, one at a time. NOMDIDIOU !
- Oh, I know ! =) Was talking about mine. Luckily, I'm healing. Sort-of.
- Was gonna say "i don't need codes I can listen online", but there are limits, now, aren't there IIRC ? :(
- Dude, my address is litteraly under the shader you just watched, in the "afterword" ! YOU send the email. :D
- "T'a changé, S4wy3r ! T'es plus comme avant !" Haha ! :D