the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2026-07-19
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@bsp: Dude. This is bad. Painfully bad. - *slow clap for Azure* Could be AI, but at least, an AI that is super good at this ! :D In case you're just a human : you're a nice writer, man. And YOU, Sir, have my attention ! :)
- @Azure : do you have some more ?
- 2026-07-20
- Azure, give some explanations about AI usage while writing your text ! Please. I'm serious. Dude, it was good/felt "just right". People here don't realise or even care. But I do.
- And thus the peaceful sceners went extinct. Destroyed by the sceners that did demos AND war, often at the same time !
- Azure. I'm not letting this go ! https://www.shadertoy.com/view/73f3RN Tell me more. =)
- Azure. I didn't want to one-up you, man. =( I was just REALLY hoping to find another guy that can actually WRITE good fiction... So your entire second story feels off-topic to me. Irrelevant. Boring. Sorry. I don't care about AI. At all.
- 2026-07-21
- Btw did this 2D shader in a hurry last Thursday/Friday for a prod at the Swedish Edison Demoparty in Stockholm : https://www.shadertoy.com/view/scdGDj "No AI." :D
- NightmareX : try starting from Iq palmtree shader video. Or Kishimisu famous tutorial. Both EXCELLENT and SIMPLE introductions to 2D. Then you go 3D. Experiment a lot, you'll find some things by yourself, which is super nice ! ! Good luck, man ! :D
- My poor leGend. I am, too, completely disgusted with this endless stream of AI oneliners. :(
- 2026-07-25
- RIP, Scener ! :(
- 2026-07-30
- "Sire, le Roi n'est pas un sujet !"
- Demo musics, need more. Is all. MAKE MORE DEMO MUSICS GOD FREAKING DAMMIT ! =) COME ON ! As Shaddam the IVth said : "MORE ! MORE !" And Capsule too : "Ne motto MORE MORE MORE !"
- 2026-07-31
- @fra : Thank you very much for bringing this to my attention. 1940 ?! ...F-ing BASED ! :(
- 2026-08-02
- @jazZ : Cool music, man ! Happy and optimistic, I like that. :D @NightmareX and lynn : I think you guys have your hearts in the right place. Frieren would probably pat your heads ! hehe =)
- You're just jaleous because you didn't have a beer with unclex ! :D ...but this can still be arranged I'm sure !
- Why are you arguing with each other when we should ALL unite against our common oppressor : Team Rocket !?
- 2026-08-03
- True, true. :)
- 2026-08-04
- See, this makes me more sympathetic towards Gargaj. If he had to deal with three or four of these each year, no wonder the poor guy snapped in the end.
- Yeah, you're a real hero. Keep telling you that, maybe you will believe it in the end. :(
- 2026-08-05
- Nobody's talking about the pole-dancing gorilla and his blue laser nipples at Assembly's democompo. Still trying to forget the thing, eh?! :DDDD
- Jugi Taartinen never disappoints...
- 2026-08-06
- Harley : A pole-dancing gorilla ! With blue laser nipples ! ... *smiling, nudging Poison Ivy* ...Eh ?! Eh ?! Ivy : *blows cigarette smoke, lets out a sigh, eyes imploring the ceiling* "Okay, YOU stay in bed. I need to go get... a divorce." Harley : *still smiling* "...And breakfast aferwards ?!"
- @leGend : Jugi enters the room with a plate full of chocolatines, whistling "Onward Giddy Up" https://soundcloud.com/jugi/onward-giddy-up-by-yzi Looks startled, checks the door behind him, then back at the 2 women, in the most astonished manner : "This isn't the Assembly ?!"
- Harley : *gasps, points finger while nudging Ivy again* "THIS IS HIM ! UGO TARTINEN, OR SOMETHING ?!" Jugi : *protesting* "That's not even REMOTELY my name !" Harley : "THE JUGZ DUDE ! THE GORILLA GUY !" Ivy : *holding her nose-bridge* "Oh God..." Harley : *super happy* "DO THE LASER NIPS AGAIN !"