the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2026-06-04
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(THIS DECEMBER) -Hello boys ! -Dad ! It's Christmas ! It's Christmas ! (DISNEY RETURNS TO THE SOURCE) -Look, this is a C64, but in Finland it's called... -SHUT UP DAD ! (AN AMAZING STORY BEGINS) -WHAT'S THIS ? -De-Mo-Scene ?! -Uh ?! (COMING SOON !) "RISE UUUUUP" Remix (by Will Smith) - 2026-06-05
- Gurney Halleck with his balisette in the harvester : "But now I'm building... Sand castles in the saaaaaaand !" Pilot : SHUT UP ! Gurney : HOW DARE YOU ! This is a Robin Sparkles classic ! *plays the intro from Heatbeat's "11 notes on the sand"* Pilot : I'll crash this rig ! I swear to God !
- Paul : "May thy life chip and shader !" Feyd : "May THY life chip and shader !" Paul *smiling* : "So we good ?" Feyd : "Oh we're better than good ! We're cousins ! AND a demogroup now." Paul : "I'm the shader guy." Feyd *punches Paul's shoulder* : "And I'll always have a chip... on my shoulder !"
- @Kaneel : I'll fanfiction Dune until the moral improves. :D These characters are ALL way too good for just movies.
- 2026-06-07
- We're all just AIs in tomkh's computer ! I thought you should know. :)
- "IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, YOU GIVE SHADERS TO THE DEAD ! AND IT BRINGS JOY TO YOUR HEART !"
- -Hi, this is Feyd "Hackin" Harkonnen ! -And I'm "Kwisatz Shaderach", aka Paul, Emperor of the Known Universe ! -You're now listening to "Arrakis Demo News", our podcast about demomaking in 10192 ! -Today : how to hack a Guild spaceship and display a giant, raymarched Kewlers logo on the hull !
- MyO : This "Amiga" thing explains so much... :D
- 2026-06-08
- "Hey Muad'dib ! Don't embarrass us, call a big one !"
- That's debatable at best. 1-it's 4 years ago. 2-the recent virtual fly brain thing was probably much more conscious. 3-The part of the iceberg of what we, peasants, will never heard a word about.
- Yesterday, it FINALLY occured to me that "Harkonnen" is NOT an Old German name, but actually sounds very Finnish ! Checked on the web and... yeah. Only took me 35 years to get this one, haha.
- No. Kazimir Darkomen. The Russo-English twice-removed cousin !
- 2026-06-09
- We had a fine Dune convo going on, then tomkh made that prequels ref. Someone please tell him that was a major faux-pas. Maybe the poor guy just didn't know...
- Dude, I'm still shaking. Dune is SERIOUS business.
- Currently watching the 2000 miniseries. God, it's bad. But I'll give it a chance... :)
- SG-1 rocks ! I'm a big fan of Wormhole X-Treme myself. :DDD
- Dune 2000 miniseries ep 2's title is "MAUD DIB"... This is going to be GREAT hahaha ! :D
- 2026-06-10
- The New Super-Kung-Fu Particle Accelerator used JC Van Damme, Jackie Chan, and Kung Fury along a 200-miles-radius ring of super-ki-nducting magnets. It broke the 500 Tev limit and opened a new world for physics ! When active, the sandworms on Arrakis would go berserk, 300 ly from there !
- I kinda agree, ngl. :D This could have been waaay tighter, smarter, snappier, sassier. Like Princess Irulan. :D
- We didn't notice at the time, because we were all discussing AI. It was a weak signal, yet absolutely real once you knew what you were looking for.
- 2026-06-12
- SPCX : around 165$ now.
- Dune 2003 miniseries seems pretty good so far. Ep1 was intense, with really emotional moments. The SFX are better too.
- 2026-06-13
- @GF : Words of wisdom, Muad'dib ! :D
- You could have written "Rasoir 1911" and looked so much cooler/funnier. :D
- @Kaneel : Sorry, I haven't got the ref, I was just thinking of fra's last oneliner, which I found funny. :( @4gentE : You're letting Zendaya's frown cloud your judgement. :) Jokes aside, I can understand your position. The miniseries has some merits.