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- 2025-05-16
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Fun Fact : Since we know Demoscenes the Great worked with Archimedes around 270 BC (Ham & alia - 2014), he COULD have made an appearance in the last Indiana Jones movie ending scene ! Maybe he actually DID, and we just missed it ! - You're awfuly certain for someone who wasn't there. They obviously had highspeed rotating tools to carve stone : there are actual, visible traces of this TODAY (boreholes). Quite smart people, I'd say. Also, Hero's steam machine. Even the Romans already had faucets, showers and fast food, FFS !
- Obviously !
- Aaah, so it was YOU, INDEED, on that bas-relief in Luxor ! I knew it ! The same bushy eyebrows ! That same Jackal snout !
- 2025-05-17
- HELLRAISEEEEE-EEEEEEER ! IN THE THUNDER AND HEAT !
- 2025-05-26
- Ah, ye olde mangled-data cam effect ! Simultaneously the source of the greatest hopes and most bitter disappointments in our timeline. I still remember fondly Yutu 2's cube building on the moon. Or the "forests" in the Martian southern hemisphere... Good times !
- 2025-05-30
- "Precession mode" was a quick hack to do realtime motion blur on ancient, less powerful washing machines. It worked great. While it worked. :)
- 2025-07-05
- You guys don't hear the Airwolf theme in your head non-stop ?! I thought everyone did ! :O
- Nice one, Maali ! Beautiful helo shots too ! Check this one out, it's the Ghost in the Shell meets Airwolf crossover we never got : https://souncloud.com/mark-dee-house-device/airwolf
- 2025-07-06
- It's only Soundcloud if there's a "d" at the end of "sound". Otherwise it's just sparkling bandcamp !
- *cool Airwolf theme resumes*
- *puts Airwolf theme juuuuuust a bit louder...*
- 2025-07-08
- Okay so "apparently" Coulthart said the TicTac is Lockheed tech. So quick question : why should I EVER use a rocket that is 1-slow 2-lame 3-old 4-hohmann-orbit-constrained 5-kinda-explody when I can zap to Jupiter at 1000G and be back for my 6PM Knight Rider episode with time to spare ?!
- Finnish names look so much cooler than English ones, it's not even funny !
- 2025-07-11
- Fun fact : Maali's boob shader is exaactli 128*c times faster than Pouet. In fact, using Pouet's raw computing power, Maali could probaabli render THE ENTIRE second boob and still maintain 60FPS. Plus free jiggling physics, just to show off !
- Less salmiakki ! More walk ! *Street Hawk theme begins*
- 2025-07-19
- Just get a Shadertoy account, like Demoscenes The Great intended.
- 2025-07-21
- Demoscenes the Great was pretty Art-Chore in his own ways... Punching Pouethenians and shit. Archimedes solar weapon was actually Demoscenes trying to invent a solar rasterizer. True story.
- *Airwolf theme intensifies, images of hitech dishwashers rotating at high RPM in synch with the rotor, wine glasses getting cleaned like they never were*
- 2025-07-22
- Airwolf has taken a hit ! It's smoking, reeeeeeal bad. The ground is closing in... This looks like the end of our amazing airborne adventures. Even the theme has died. Then, abruptly, out of nowhere : https://soundcloud.com/kathryn-a-ross/thundertank
- ... Okay, you're good, leGend, I'll give you that ! :D
- @G-Fellow : THANKS ! :D Very pleasing !
- *angry rotor and turbine noises*
- 2025-07-31
- Quick, leGend ! Use the survival kit every Finn receives at birth ! Take that vodka-salmiakki Super-Finn serum to power through the day like the juggernaut you are ! Make the Great North proud, son !
- 2025-08-28
- Funny thing is, apparently we found boomerangs... in King Tut's tomb ! So who invented these first ?