the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2025-02-04
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2 monkeys on a branch eating bananas... Monkey 1 : *thoughful, looking at a banana* Do you think we live on a giant banana ? Monkey 2 : *looks astonished at monkey 1 because apparently he speaks !* - 2025-02-05
- @SiR : Good, now you've summoned Geiler Hydrant and his sassy girl sidekick ! "TING !" *klaxon horn*
- 2025-02-11
- @FunGas : OMG Martian Voronoi ! Forget Human Brain shader ! What about running your shader ON MARS ?! With rusty sand, frost, dust static, CO2 gusts, and plain old physics as the GPU ! Very low refresh rate, though, since it's actually done by free-roaming dust devils ! ;D
- 2025-02-14
- Poueter : "God put us here for one thing : oneline like there's no tomorrow !" God : "No I didn't. You were supposed to explore other planets." Poueter : *onelines furiously even more* God : *sweating profusely* "Dude ! Stop !"
- 2025-02-19
- Start paying him a decent wage for starters, maybe ?! Life is not cheap in 2025 ! :D
- 2025-02-20
- "This is NOT a flying squirrel, I repeat : this is NOT a flying squirrel. It's leGend in a stolen UAP once again ! Over."
- ...he asked, menacingly, from the cockpit of the UAP while alien laser turrets slided into firing position.
- 2025-02-21
- Fun Fact : Amadeus could play Interference on a Commodordion perfectly with just one hand. He used to flip the bird at the audience with the other one... :D That's where the Kewlers logo comes from, btw.
- Pray to amigadea for some tasty entrecotes
- 2025-03-05
- "hand" is the new "tan"
- 2025-03-11
- My bitcoins ! ... *breathing heavily, stressed* WHERE ARE MY BITCOINS ?! THEY WERE HERE, ON THE FLOOR ! WHERE ARE THEY ?!
- 2025-03-12
- Maali took a sip of his Almdudler glass, nodding, as if he understood the conversation. He did not. Anita was singing TRIBAL DANCE non-stop in his mind, and just wouldn't SHUT UP !
- 2025-03-14
- Can't believe spkr is quoting/rephrasing "Pi" since yesterday and nobody mentioned it...
- 2025-03-20
- I think a prehistoric French man predicted the Demoscene 35000 years ago by spitting mud on his hand on a cave wall, i.e. realtime clay-tracing and framebuffer-masking using crude, but super intuitive z-sorting !
- 2025-03-27
- Stilgar, getting out of his sietch in the early morning : "Ah, Muad'dib ! Already there. As we fremen say, the early bird catches the sandworm !" Paul : "Stilgar, please, don't try to be funny." Stilgar : "How about a fake Rrrrussian accent, then ?!" Paul : *chuckles* "Bloody Canadians !"
- 2025-04-09
- Watching Deimos with highlight toggle off
- 2025-05-06
- *shields up at max, Picard grabbing the chair, Data laughing like a retard*
- 2025-05-08
- "Duos habet and bene clickentes !"
- I was answering to hot multimedia while making a pope joke, but somehow sim posted before I could. Story of my life... :(
- @hot multimedia : I do, i really do. :)
- 2025-05-13
- OMNIDIRECTIONAL, UNLIMITED STARTREKKING ! With cool music link ! "Star Trek In A Shader". Check it out : https://www.shadertoy.com/view/3cdGD4
- 2025-05-14
- Hey leGend, you trekkie ! Check out my latest "Star Trek In A Shader" shadertoy instead of looking at blue Asari boobs ! Cool Japanese trumpetist music as a bonus !
- Sorry, old friend. You watched too much blue boobs. Not enough color left in your Firefox ! Classic problem, really.
- 2025-05-15
- Thanks Ham ! :) I got the exact nebula effect I wanted... Sorry leGend, I thought you were joking, I don't know how to solve this apart from trying another browser. Maybe update your gpu drivers ?
- 2025-05-16
- Huracan !