the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2017-02-07
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He who has diarrhea knows the direction of the door without being told. - :(
- You have to be careful to kill a fly that is perched on your scrotum.
- If you are ugly, you must learn to dance or to make love.
- A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat.
- Even the lion, the king of the forest, protects himself against flies.
- When the monkey can't reach the ripe banana with his hand, he says it is not sweet.
- He who rides upon an ass cannot help but smell its gas.
- Sleep is the best cure for waking troubles.
- 2017-02-08
- He who plays with a sword plays with the devil.
- You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
- The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep.
- Help thyself and heaven will help thee.
- For every fog in march there's a frost in may.
- If fortune turns against you, even jelly breaks your tooth.
- In the lake of lies there are many dead fish.
- Too much spirit shows a lack of it.
- You can hardly keep from getting soiled if you fight with a skunk.
- He who wants a fire must be able to bear smoke.
- If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.
- Insanity is doing the same thing in the same way and expecting a different outcome
- If you are ready to believe, you are easy to deceive.
- 2017-02-09
- The brewery is the best drugstore.
- cheers tmb :D
- A fellow can do anything if he lists.