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• 2008-09-25
• 10:29 I bought one of those six years ago.
• 10:39 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek2wqCIG47c guru meditation
• 12:02 BE A FATHER, FIND A MOTHER !
• 12:19 BE A SISTER, FIND A BROTHER !
• 12:20 while(!asleep) sheep++;
• 12:27 arr... sad... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRI7hHwiRxk&feature=related
• 12:37 repeat inc(work); until TGIF;
• 12:54 happyloop: \n call _booze \n call _fuck \n call _smoke \n call _sleep \n dec [weekend] \n jnz happyloop
• 13:10 case BSOD of 1: smackComputer(true); 2: curse('What the hell is wrong with this fucking OS', WM_DAMMIT); 3: smackNextPerson(false,healthCare); else rebootComputer(addr(findFuckingCD),nil); end;
• 13:22 (static_cast<OldJoke *>g_jokeFactory::createJokeInstance())->Say();
• 13:28 ... if(msg.message == WM_DICKERECT) { while(!asleep) { watch_porn(); wank(); wait(); } }
• 13:46 move.l #$c0cac01a, (a0)+
• 13:47 if (i = word(think)) then i := word(am);
• 14:18 COMPUTER LANGUAGE SUX
• 14:32 if (people in [0..MOST]) and (myself) then inc(sensibility); ?
• 14:33 if(crossbow->askopinion("computer language") == OPINION_SUX) crossbow->changeopinion("computer language", OPINION_RULEZ);
• 14:37 for (int i = 0; i <= Most; i++) { people[i]->sensibility++; if (i = myself->id) myself->sensibility++; }
• 14:45 sux(computerlanguage).
• 14:46 Engine->DrawHyper1337ModalMsgBox("Question", "Add double sensibility for yourself (relative to others on one pass)? Heh ;)");
• 14:51 Pron SFW -> http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/250341/238a53d7/keiharde_seventies_pron.html
• 14:54 based on this: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/make-porn-worksafe.php
• 15:00 MessageBox('hell yeah! :D','Sensibility rulez',MB_OK | MB_INFORMATION);
• 15:14 if(MessageBox(NULL, "Yes it does ;)", "Yo", MB_YESNO) == IDYES) { ExitProcess(0); } else { __asm { push 0\n pop esp\n } }
• 15:35 if(MessageBox(0,"Raising an exception isn't mean enough, me thinks","Ahem",MB_OK) == 1) std::system("shutdown -r -t 0");
• 15:43 New Concept in Spacecraft Propulsion http://emdrive.com/