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- 2010-12-31
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i hereby declare void Y2k11(String fart); - 2011-01-06
- lol: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12112389 end of the Internet. it didnt take the money-men long.
- iVote
- 2011-01-13
- slaughter a 24 week old baby...only £1640. "i didn't know it could be done in so many different ways", says one happy customer. http://www.bpas.org/bpaswoman/prices
- 67% of 24 week old premature born babies survive. they are babies. we kill babies for profit - face it!
- 2011-01-14
- sony dont give a shit about you reversing your system in privacy. they care about someone releasing keys over the worldwide web which will be used by countless pirates. i think.
- if you do it all in private and release nothing to the public, they will not give a crap. the thing is, "homebrewers" know the rules. why buy a crappy PS3 in the first place :P
- 8bit: yep, they are and im kinda enjoying watching them suffer :) i hope their console collapses and Sega release the Dreamcast mkII x
- 2011-01-15
- yes, Aspartame
- 2011-01-20
- almost there!
- 2011-01-21
- omg apple suxx asspie. its so gay, the OS is like using some POS -srsly
- Berners-Lee says the Semantic Web is on its way...how will you feel when the Web knows the meaning of every word you say? it might rhyme but, honestly, im not just being gay.
- defiance: think of one single human "motherbrain" connected to the semantic web. wouldnt you say such a system had a conscious?
- 2011-01-22
- the cat wasBornIn 1984
- 2011-01-25
- lol, energy rations.
- 2011-01-28
- just what ive always wanted: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-History-Museum-seeds-Styles/dp/B002GYVG60/ref=pd _ybh_recs_162?pf_rd_p=138754991&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_t=1501&pf_rd_i =ybh-recs&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=19K63A6MATA8HPKF0WZC
- 2011-02-08
- i thougt th OP of this post was pulling a prank, constructor, contractor, Buildings... :) but apparently he really didnt have a clue. http://www.java-forums.org/new-java/37442-cant-find-symbol.html
- 2011-02-11
- the original sceners: http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div&hl=uk&v= a5n5zXd1cUk
- penguins are the weapons of boobies
- 2011-02-28
- i'll give you 10p for it.
- 2011-03-06
- .o/\o.oO.|.Oo.o/\o.
- 2011-03-12
- Captain: my bunghole
- 2011-03-16
- theyll never stop!
- 2011-03-22
- Captain Picard: they choose to die when they get old, who are we to judge? better to learn.
- Mission Bullshit Part XIIV: "Saving the Libyans - because we care"