the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2024-09-15
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Awwww, you humans think you own Australia ?! That's cute ! :) - Koalas Of Shaolin that eat cocoa, drink Curacao and Coca-Cola, listen to Goa, and drive a giant robot-boa named Bilbao ! Pixar movie or demo, NAOW !
- @leGend : More like Scene pouetry ! :D Oh, and did I mention the Shaolin Koalas fight Paolo, an evil moa, on the atoll of Rangiroa in French Polynesia ? @bifat : Nice one, dude !
- And he didn't even talk about the non-human bases all over the country ! UAPs flying low, like they own the damn place. Lights at night doing shit in the outback ! The ghostly voices imitating human speech, and the insane, alien, terrifying laughs that follow. Like "they" are mocking us.
- 2024-09-16
- This will also affect our peace treaty with the killer whales. Do we really want another war with the killer whales ?! More importantly, CAN WE AFFORD IT ?! IN THIS ECONOMY ?!
- We love you too, Rob, you know that, right ? :)
- But the Demoscene IS important. And the simple fact that the rest of the world in 2024 doesn't give a shit is just a MAJOR hint !
- 2024-09-18
- Still waiting for God's "The Principles of Principles Design". 6000 years in the making. This will obviously be too long for Maali so there's an abridged (and funny) Dutch audio version coming out at the same time. Yes, God loves Maali that much.
- ...in machine time. So next year around October if we put enough computers on that single task !
- Yes, it's true, that affact. :)
- *that'S affact* ...man, I screwed up that one, sorry guys. :(
- I will meditate 30 years (machine-time) about the foolishness of my onelining ways... and make many new 2D shadertoys as an act of contrition. So be it.
- 2024-09-19
- "We'll ignore them. Make them feel niche. And in no time, they will accept it. They'll never know they should have been the European Rock'n Roll, only better, more intellectual. Future-minded. They'll be in the shadow of mainstream culture forever, and feel good about it. THIS, is control."
- ASD is "Anselme Socrate Desmausseynes", a famous French scener from the 17th century. He hacked the Pascaline mechanical calculator in 1664 to make a crude, but quite effective text scroller. Which King Louis XIV, at the time, deemed "too long".
- 2024-09-26
- It is said in the Sacred Pigeon Scrolls that in the end, the Pouethenians tried to kill Demoscenes. He had to punch his way through 20 different levels, 30 types of enemies and 3 final bosses IN 32 COLORS, with 10 insane 4-channels tracks IN STEREO ! 9.99$ at your local store !
- 2024-10-10
- ...and please, make some noise for the beloved host of "Is It PETSCII ?" : Joe Pesci !
- But is Joe Pesci's jet ski PETSCII-compliant ?
- 2024-10-13
- SpaceX is the real world's NERV. Faster, better than anyone, and BIG, AWESOME hardware. I mean, sure, there's no giant SpaceX sniper positron gun... Yet. :)
- @leGend : Okay, but he must have a pack of lions with flaming, holographic manes, that fight for him and call him King !
- 2024-10-14
- The Cosmological Const stank, and everybody knew it !
- "Please The Spooky Thing !"... The Aardbei Halloween intro remix we hope to see in Spooktober. Stay Spooky !
- 2024-10-15
- *laughs in Starship Troopers*
- 10 SCREEN 7
- 2024-10-16
- Romans could have hacked a decent B/W screen in no time. :)
- 2024-10-20
- Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth !