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- 2024-07-14
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Btw Gargaj (and others too), JMJarre concert tonight 15min before midnight. :) See it on French national TV, IDK about a live on youtube, though. - ...but only if you wear a T-Rex inflatable costume. Or a clown nose. Bonus respect if you can do both.
- 2024-07-16
- @leGend : Use the Phial of Galadriel, Mr Frodo !
- FreshCereb, the freshest cerebrospinal fluid ! Quench your thirst, hydrate your brain... Now in 1 gallon bottles.
- Ripley's power loader won't load. At best, it will explode.
- Okay, that's it. I'm sending the Wolf.
- Tourette, much ?! :D
- 2024-07-17
- Je te retrouverai Fantomas ! Je te retrouverai ! Et tu seras puni !
- 2024-07-18
- Haben sie verstanden, Herr Müller ?! (@gfbtm : nice. It sounds a bit like a short song by Paniq, or some kind of Farbrausch loader track)
- It's fresh and cool, and yellow, et pourpre, et parabolique... et vice-et-versa...
- 2024-07-19
- I love demoscenes... Like "World of Komodo 1911", by Sad E.T., on Amigo ! With the starshield, the rotogloom, the text-scrollbars, and such... "DEMO OR DINE !", haha ! Such a classic ! :)
- *angry South Korean noises*
- "Close Encounters of the Second Real E.T." is the Spielberg/FutureCrew crossover we so desperatly need, but also the one we'll never get ! :(
- 2024-07-20
- *Spike Spiegel looking very intently with his one good eye at the old Indian Shaman in Alba City, nodding because he really thinks this is deep...* ("Cowboy Bebop is a funny, sarcastic marvel", proof #456)
- @leGend : I was gonna make a cool shader with awesome church organ chords by Skaven, and then Shadertoy Soundcloud integration broke. Again. So now I'm stuck with my carefully timed, soundless, super scifi 2D shader. Tears running down my face. :(
- If the soundtrack lasts less than a fraction of a second, IT JUST MIGHT WORK ! :D Maalox, your a genius !
- But there are not enough abacuses, Maastricht ! I can't save them all !
- 2024-07-21
- Engineers do the job at a fraction of the cost, and then NASA keeps pushing for more expensive, corporate solutions. Sounds about right...
- "Nothing goes over my head ! My reflexes are too fast ! I would catch it !"
- 2024-07-30
- *louder Kitaro kitarasoolo*
- 2024-07-31
- maybe it exists, it's secret, and you're just not aware. Anyway, ever thought about subscribing to the POUET EXTRA GOLD PLUS ENTERPRISE SUPER ACCOUNT ?
- One does not simply walk into Pouet... Its Blue Gates are guarded by more than just nerds. There is Maali there that does not sleep, and the Gargaj is ever watchful !
- 2024-08-02
- @spkr : no, no, there have been recent breakthroughs, technically, now men can be right too ! It's some advanced, complicated quantum algebra, but the maths checks out ! :D The social implications of this are huuuuge !
- *Eliza ice-skating in Amsterdam, impressing philosophers, effortlessly inventing figure-skating before the time*
- *cool kpop music suddenly getting louder* (nice asian accent) Did someone say "speed skating" ? :D