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- 2024-06-20
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Sad sawtooth glissando with hard noise, like the lament of a pixelised ghost fading... :( - 2024-06-23
- Help me OB1-C64 ! You're my only NOP !
- 2024-06-24
- Non-scener's confusion about fusion...
- 2024-06-26
- Nobody ever mentions this, but the Demoscene is actually an offshoot of the rhodopsin !
- 2024-06-27
- OB1-C64 : "Bananakin, NO !" Queen Amigala : "Bananakin, YES !" C3-PC : "I don't want to see this ! R2D2, cover my eyes with a X-wing rotozoom !" *frantic whistling and coding, holoprojector sound* C3-PC : "It's super lowres ! ... And it runs at 3FPS ! R2, you moron, can't you do anything right ?!"
- Sceners, like confused ducks, walking on a floating log of wood with webbed feet, laughing and quacking about cracking !
- "DUCKS ARE GOOD ! DUCKS ARE REALLY GOOD !"
- ...was Maali's description of the super advanced Xorbluxian spaceship entering our system. The fact that those aliens looked (vaguely) like ducks was another one of those sick practical jokes Nature is famous for.
- Classic misconception. Well, at least this explains the War. And everything afterwards...
- 2024-06-29
- Sauron, in Barad Dûr, playing "The Shire Theme" on a cheap Bontempi, while on his throne in bathrobe and slippers... *phone buzz, AI voice* "You have 30 unread messages from Cthulhu !" —*exasperated screaming* ...IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT, FFS, I DON'T CARE ! *starts playing "Klendathu Drop" furiously*
- 2024-06-30
- GOOD LORD, HE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES ! :O
- @leGend : horse_chives could be the DVD menu BGM of Inside/CNCD, or is it just me ?! :D Also : it rocks. Love it.
- 2024-07-03
- Propaganda/INF ?
- @okkie : Yeah, that sounds more like it. :)
- 2024-07-04
- *Kronk voice* "No, no, he's got a point. We're getting dangerously close to the Bekenstein Bound. You can't just play that kind of game with spacetime. It WILL snap."
- 2024-07-07
- There is NO Vogon fleet, only ZUUL !
- 2024-07-09
- The Demoscene Fleet is getting closer. They've now entered the Jovian system, and are currently performing large-scale realtime rotozoom exercises above Io. For the last few hours, they've even beamed happy Scene music towards Earth, distracting billions of workers. FOR FREE ! This is unacceptable !
- Latest Earth intelligence tells us that the Io Rotozoom was, in fact, an highly-advanced topological computing dance required to open a wormhole in High Earth Orbit, thus saving us from Tetra ! The Demoscene Fleet is not hostile : it's doing its best to save us ! ... The people... must never know.
- 2024-07-10
- i.e. "with square wheels."
- That is, indeed, a... deepr question, Honorable Sensei.
- 2024-07-12
- Demoscenes was famous for his mathematical airshows ("demos") : having tamed a lot of Damascene pigeons, and taught them to fly formation, he could execute various "programs" by whistling to the birds, who would then display Platonic solids in the sky... Like a Rotating Cube.
- @leGend : I thought so too while writing it... Anyone wants to do a demo about it, feeling inspired by it, go wild. I believe in you ! :D (concept hereby released under CC-BY)
- 2024-07-13
- ...?! ...darth vader what, now ?!
- 2024-07-14
- ...without the annoying ads ! Isn't that great ? Btw, let me tell you about today's sponsor... :D
- Walter White heavy stare : "YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT !" *"Demoscene Pirates" by Mr Death starts playing fiercely*