the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2023-06-04
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decrunching a zip on c64 probably takes longer than all scrollers combined - you could ask an AI to write a vampire love story and it would still be better than Twilight
- c64 sceners are the demoscene equivalent of Ents... everything takes a very long time
- 2023-06-05
- Een straatlantaarn bestaat uit een lantaarnpaal en een armatuur met lichtbron
- 2023-06-06
- i'm the operator with my pocket calculator
- what's this? bonzai pretzels for ants?
- i like my pretzels like how Harrison Ford likes his Wookiies... large and Chewy!
- 2023-06-08
- which is just a jägerbomb with the 11yo bottle of Jägermeister you found in the back of your booze shelf :P
- 2023-06-09
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1evPGIR0qg
- that's 300 liters of beer, serpent!
- 2023-06-10
- gerens paxillum in balteo: cumque sederis, fodies per circuitum, et egesta humo operies
- (it's the best passage in the bible... telling you to carry a stick so you can dig a hole before you poop) :D
- everytime the commentator mentions the Inter goalie Onana, my brain goes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02B_sa4-P0
- 2023-06-12
- ziltoid ziltoid
- all it takes is 400kg of C4 and a dam
- 2023-06-13
- an era long gone == christmas
- 2023-06-14
- just lost in the top-left cupboard behind the juicer and christmas cutlery for a while
- engelbert humperdinck
- 2023-06-15
- trc: al een jaar of 7... heb jij je zwemdiploma al?
- he voiced the defecation of Smaug
- 2023-06-16
- reds, black beauties and yellow yackets
- 2023-06-20
- or set yourself on fire
- expanding gas? so if i eat a lot of beans i'll cool from the inside out?
- how michelle carter of you!
- i only read about her because SKYND made a music video about that suicide and their music videos are amazing art pieces