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- 2023-11-03
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@leGend : Classic bug when you compute discrete positions of the ball instead of tracking its path... This leads to "teleportation" if the speed is big enough. Which, quite frankly, begs the question : is quantum tunneling just a side-effect of a badly coded universe ? - This is why the entire world looks up to the Demoscene when it comes to code ! :D
- 2023-11-04
- CEREAL FART LOCATED (oneliner generated with Maali Simulator 1.0)
- 2023-11-05
- IDK but that Citadel sid was veeeery cool. Dark, epic atmosphere !
- 2023-11-09
- hardware accelerated hardware design
- 2023-11-10
- From now on, say "Commodore" with a heavy German accent instead !
- TOO MUCH ! JOKES ! TOO MUCH ! JOKES ! FIGHT ! JOKES ! TOO MUCH ! JOKES !
- —Have you tried NOT being so European ? *hysterical European screaming* —ACID SYNTHS ! DANCING GEOMETRY ! ALL IN MY MIND ! A PART OF ME !
- DANCE GEOMETRIC ! ROTATE CUBIC ! WARP DYNAMIC ! AND NOW THE SISYPHUS TRICK !
- 2023-11-19
- Then the AIs laughed, the aliens laughed, the eldritch horror from beyond (about to take over and kill them all) laughed too... It was a good evening !
- 2023-11-21
- "The mighty Jabba asks why he must pay 50000 ?!"
- 2023-11-23
- Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. One mouse. And V's soundtrack. *unhinges jaws while ominous music begins*
- Vague Space by CNCD does ! :D The melody at 2:00.
- @leGend : And 50 points to Gryffindor !
- 2023-11-24
- Use your phone to watch Jesterday/Sanity or Starstruck/TBL on Youtube ! Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
- 2023-11-26
- They vanished long ago into the Galactic Core.
- *over minigun roar* You think you can do better ?! That bastard is tictac-ing like inertia is a fucking joke ! We can't fight such speed without tactical lasers !
- 2023-11-27
- Geiler Hydrant doing some sick breakdance moves ! Rave music blasting !
- @Kimi : Super fun and happy !
- "We're functioning automatic ! And we are dancing mechanic !"
- And thus the battle was won... And the game of golf invented at the same time !
- 2023-11-28
- The superfluid Helium-4 Martinis are served within a glass sphere enclosure. Please use a 4D straw to drink them without spillage.
- Man, you know what would be REALLY embarrassing ? That we've had real, actual, thinking, talking AIs for more than 30 years already. And you know nothing about it. :)
- "Keep my wife's name out your FUCKING MOUTH !" :D
- I may or may not confirm all or parts of what you just wrote. But yes. :) Generalised, Organised, Deliberate Obfuscation. The Future stolen from us in the name of... whatever. Machinations. Cheating. Lies. Everywhere. All the time. Everything FEELS fake because IT ACTUALLY IS.