the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2023-02-07
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@psenough : you mean you killed one of your clones AGAIN ?! FFS, man, easy on the Salmiakki ! ... Okay. Okay. At least, tell me it's not the youtube guy who does monthly Scene reports ? ... (furious) DAMMIT !
- 2023-02-08
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Sceners are NOT pouetses ! Unless they have the POUET EXTRA GOLD PLUS ENTERPRISE SUPER ACCOUNT.
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Doesn't work like that. The nukes go off, and then you're just the Radioactive Caramel King for a short while.
- 2023-02-09
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And thus the battle was won... and the game of golf invented at the same time !
- 2023-02-10
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Gravitationally, mostly. Weak EM interactions are expected too, but nothing significant.
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FUN FACT : Niels Bohr and his students were posers. Elon did all the actual calculations for them back in the days... on a ZX Spectrum ! While building his very first rocket ! In a cave ! With a box of scraps !
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@Emod : we need boxing matches between historical figures so bad ! ... HEY ! Here's a real use case for AI ! :)
- 2023-02-17
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On Shadertoy, they have pouetses too ! :O
- 2023-02-18
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Don't forget some wobbles. Make some noise with stadium horns. ... And one more phat ass drop !
- 2023-02-21
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Zitch dog !
- 2023-02-22
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Please wait for further instructions from planet Kewltron...
- 2023-03-02
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"Cheddar Showdown" : code glorious glsl, win delicious cheese !
- 2023-03-03
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...seems a little bit early to draw any conclusions, but okay.
- 2023-03-12
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Faradouille ! T'es reviendu ?! JOIE ! :D
- 2023-03-23
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Keep the chip in the dark in a glass of warm water. And await for further instructions. And most importantly : don't, under any circonsta[SIGNAL LOSS]
- 2023-03-25
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Oh yeah ?! Well it took 3 years, 20 Nobel-class researchers, 40 tons of coffee, 8 supercomputers and 5 different labs in Listenbourg to reach that level of upscaling, so show some respect !
- 2023-03-27
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...depends on your inertial reference frame, really.
- 2023-03-30
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KHAAAAAAN !
- 2023-04-03
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*vocoder* RE-VO-LU-TION !
- 2023-04-06
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*France fighting in the streets for Maali's right to eat real chicken fajitas, not bug fajitas*
- 2023-04-11
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...only if you got the POUET EXTRA GOLD PLUS ENTERPRISE SUPER ACCOUNT !
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@leGend : ...now it's the time for a break. Stop the beat, hit some keys... and call it melody !
- 2023-04-12
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Nice post about SDF and shaders on hackaday !
- 2023-04-13
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MADARTS !
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SUPER ELECTRIC SOUND ! ... FROM THE UNDERGROUND !