the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2022-12-04
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It's called a "cube". And it's doing its best, okay ?! - 2022-12-05
- It is my sad duty to inform you that as of 6am this morning, we are formally at war with the Kilrathi... God help us all.
- 2022-12-06
- Also thank you ps, for this and the (useful) monthly recaps ! :D
- 2022-12-27
- "That wasn't flying ! That was... falling with style !" :D
- 2023-01-05
- Motorized algebra is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
- 2023-01-06
- "I was having a quiet pint with the wife, see... when this chap comes in, like a lunatic !"
- this wife, was it Dannii Minogue ? I begin to wonder... :)
- 2023-01-09
- *terrifying Ewok War Trumpet sound* toot toot toot toooooooooot !
- 2023-01-13
- Give salad to the turtle. Move forward 1 meter.
- 2023-01-16
- I have salad. Where's the turtle ? :)
- 2023-01-17
- "...and this, is the Wuxi Finger Hold."
- Something's wrong. Back away slowly from turtle. Use salad only if necessary.
- 2023-01-21
- Narrator's voice : "But it was not a demo. It was an advanced spy probe from planet Kewltron."
- 2023-01-22
- @leGend : Captain Jean-Luc Picard would say : "Votre Amiga, ordinateur vidéoludique."
- 2023-01-23
- This actually happened to Elon Musk !
- Maali wins ! :DDD
- @ElTopo : awww come on, man, don't believe everything you read in the oneliner. :D
- 2023-01-25
- And don't forget to take out the garbage collector !
- 2023-01-30
- Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning, and bitten by a cobra... I blacked out.
- 2023-01-31
- Constant, unrelenting future shock...
- 2023-02-03
- A (late) HNY 2D postcard with a great Malmen track... Enjoy ! https://www.shadertoy.com/view/dlfXzl
- @d0DgE : Indeed ! I'd even say it's an laughing ANTImatter, dear ! :D
- 2023-02-05
- So was Gutenberg ! He did some pretty awesome ASCII art back in the days...
- 2023-02-06
- Astronaut : "OMG ! Macron, Trudeau, Biden, it was chatGPT all along ?" Astronaut with gun : "Always have been !"
- Nonsense ! The AI tech bros said it's okay ! Don't you trust them ?!