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- 2003-08-21
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Dive into me - 2003-08-22
- EVOKE EVOKE EVOKE!
- 2003-08-24
- Who is the dillmonkey posting the same comment in millions of prods?
- No, it is not me and I can't help being sexy!
- 2003-08-27
- She's Having a Baby 64k!!!!
- Legally Blonde 64k!
- 2003-08-28
- Teenwolf 64k
- 2003-08-30
- TORG 3:16 SAYS "I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS!"
- Actually Shane doesn't exist. I'm his mum and Shane is the son I never had.
- 2003-08-31
- UG, Hiroyoshi and Bjerte are his friends. It was Bjerte who stole Unseens email becuase he is one of those kleptomaniac jobs. That guy really has issues!
- I say not Hiroshi! I point hand to Ulti Gas!
- 2003-09-01
- CRUCIFY BARABAS!!!
- 2003-09-03
- To much censoring of sceners already I say!
- 2003-09-07
- I missed you like my dad misses the toilet bowl after a night on the booze!
- 2003-09-08
- Look here! I'm f'kin sick to death of people calling me an Italian mongol and insulting my Italian accent. Italians are great people and we should learn to live together whatever our colour, religion or accents!!!! Now cut it outaroonie!
- I am british but I speak with an italian accent. :)
- 2003-09-09
- Rat a tat TAAT who is that. Only granma's pussy cat. What do you want? A pint of milk! Where's your money? In my pocket! Where's you pocket? I forgot it! Oh you silly pussy cat!
- 2003-09-15
- THE RING 2
- 2003-10-14
- I have an IQ score of 131. Go to emode.com and try to beat me!
- 2003-10-15
- Damn! I took it again and got 111. I must have lost some of my intelligence in the last few days.
- 2003-11-01
- I got out of bed yesterday and got dressed. Then I brushed my teeth and I went to the shop. I bought some orange juice and some cigarettes. I don’t smoke a lot but some days I feel like I want them more. I paid the shopkeeper my money and went back home.
- 2003-11-13
- GET YOUR GODDAMN FEET OUT OF THE COOKIE JAR!
- my friend counted my teeth today. I have 22 teeth!
- 2003-11-14
- And the same amount of times I need to slap you to make you bleed!
- 2003-11-18
- Optimus is back? What a massive surprise!