the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2010-05-16
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The world's mad cow! - Mmmmmmmooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- 2010-05-17
- The world may say good bye...
- The world may end now!
- The world is not enough, my dear Mr. Bond. And now PANTS OFF and bend over. I want to use my Goldfinger!
- 2010-05-18
- Nein, ich moechte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen.
- 2010-05-19
- Chuck Norris wouldn't need 24 Episodes to kill all the Terrorists. His series would be called: 1
- 私はこのカーペットを買いたいと思わない。
- 2010-05-20
- Im tiefen, dichten Fichtendickicht, dichten dicke Nichten tüchtig.
- 2010-05-21
- [4] ask it if it wants to have sex with you
- [7] knock him down and steal his Spaceship
- Best google start page ever...
- Sehr gerne, wo wohnt denn Ihre Schwester?
- "Soll das ne Festnahme sein?" - "Nun ja ähhh, ich würde Sie auch sanft nehmen."
- 2010-05-22
- [3] send someone in you don't like. If he doesn't return...well...who cares.
- but what if the other dimension is like Hell and he gets boiled in hot oil all day?
- Someone continuously asks strange alien questions on pouët.net. What would you do? [1] answer him [2] run away scared
- The world doesn't know the truth!
- 2010-05-23
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7S5BP-tvR8&feature=related
- 2010-05-25
- The world... I accidently... I'm so sorry....
- V for Vendetta
- 2010-05-28
- The world...well...I really hate it at all...
- 2010-05-29
- OMG, I asked a lady in the bus, if I can get her phone number and she attacked me with her pepper spray...
- Luckily, she didn't push the button hard enough or the damn thing didn't work, so I was able to escape unharmed. So watch out if you come close to a lady in a bus and she rummages in her handbag...
- 2010-06-02
- in Tuvalu