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the so complete pouët.net oneliner

• 2010-05-16
• 00:24 The world's mad cow!
• 03:02 Mmmmmmmooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• 2010-05-17
• 01:43 The world may say good bye...
• 21:03 The world may end now!
• 23:23 The world is not enough, my dear Mr. Bond. And now PANTS OFF and bend over. I want to use my Goldfinger!
• 2010-05-18
• 22:32 Nein, ich moechte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen.
• 2010-05-19
• 02:19 Chuck Norris wouldn't need 24 Episodes to kill all the Terrorists. His series would be called: 1
• 23:49 私はこのカーペットを買いたいと思わない。
• 2010-05-20
• 00:18 Im tiefen, dichten Fichtendickicht, dichten dicke Nichten tüchtig.
• 2010-05-21
• 21:16 [4] ask it if it wants to have sex with you
• 21:20 [7] knock him down and steal his Spaceship
• 21:43 Best google start page ever...
• 23:07 Sehr gerne, wo wohnt denn Ihre Schwester?
• 23:30 "Soll das ne Festnahme sein?" - "Nun ja ähhh, ich würde Sie auch sanft nehmen."
• 2010-05-22
• 17:58 [3] send someone in you don't like. If he doesn't return...well...who cares.
• 18:10 but what if the other dimension is like Hell and he gets boiled in hot oil all day?
• 21:38 Someone continuously asks strange alien questions on pouët.net. What would you do? [1] answer him [2] run away scared
• 23:43 The world doesn't know the truth!
• 2010-05-23
• 01:14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7S5BP-tvR8&feature=related
• 2010-05-25
• 22:24 The world... I accidently... I'm so sorry....
• 23:58 V for Vendetta
• 2010-05-28
• 00:41 The world...well...I really hate it at all...
• 2010-05-29
• 00:16 OMG, I asked a lady in the bus, if I can get her phone number and she attacked me with her pepper spray...
• 02:04 Luckily, she didn't push the button hard enough or the damn thing didn't work, so I was able to escape unharmed. So watch out if you come close to a lady in a bus and she rummages in her handbag...
• 2010-06-02
• 21:42 in Tuvalu