the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2014-09-09
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Bauknecht showing off their hot new demo platform! http://ovens.reviewed.com/news/in-the-future-anything-can-be-a-cooktop - 2014-10-20
- So who's going to be the first to steal https://twitter.com/thereaIbanksy/status/522889237067091969 for a 64k?
- oh yes, that was the site behind http://nationalreport.net/15-year-old-swatted-domestic-terrorism/ too. PROTIP: if people have to search for clues that your article is satire, you suck at satire.
- 2014-10-24
- Also, some people on Pouet are allowing their PERSONAL OPINIONS to influence the mark they give to demos. We demand fully objective reviews, like these: http://www.pouet.net/user.php?who=3254&show=demoblog&page=3 #demogate
- 2014-12-01
- I deliberately the whole http://sceneid.net
- 2015-01-15
- The barman says "is something wrong?" The byte says "yeah, I just got XORed with 128." The barman replies "yeah, I thought you looked a bit off"
- the byte asks for 255 pints of beer, and one pint of cider. The barman says "do you need a tray for that?" The byte replies "no, it's ok, I can carry it"
- another byte walks up to the bar and stands eight places to the left. He says to the first byte, "I want to have a word with you."
- He then orders 127 more beers, but the barman gives him 128 by mistake. The byte asks "do I have to pay for that?" The barman replies "no, it's complementary"
- 2015-01-19
- StingRay: the melody is new. A bit lame of him not to credit the original, but more forgivable than, say, every repixelled Vallejo image ever. (It'd be a different story if it was commercial, obvs)
- 2015-01-24
- PROSM: I've never seen a size-limited demo with a loading screen. Most compo rules would specify a single code block (+ minimal BASIC loader), which rules out loading screens.
- 2015-01-29
- pouët-0.19: pouettoahorse
- 2015-02-15
- I just met you / and this is crazy / but I'm serving you with a 28.800bps Zoom Modem and a nice SysOp / so CALL NOW maybe
- 2015-02-27
- Arbitrary February. Arbitruary.
- 2015-03-01
- prosm: for a Spectrum-specific competition, assume no. For a cross-platform compo, assume yes.
- 2015-03-20
- "today, today it's all in motion" doesn't really have the same ring to it http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-not-many-disco-songs-about-daytime,38263/
- 2015-04-12
- just the other 1022 colours to find now!
- 2015-04-15
- leaked screenshot from the next raving tomatoes intro: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCfF15sWgAADVKH.jpg
- 2015-05-05
- tired of your usual antivirus reporting 64K intros as false positives? Finally, we have the solution: https://twitter.com/dNetGuru/status/595624471848816640
- 2015-06-12
- "Pube design"? http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=513
- 2015-06-24
- time to make emulators that are as convenient (and accurate) as youtube, then. https://archive.org/details/arcade_sf2 is leading the way...
- 2015-06-30
- new demo platform #97384: container shipping terminal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3342_Mj6F98
- 2015-07-03
- As someone who pushed for this year's Revision compo rules to explicitly allow already-released tracks: yes it's fine (provided you still follow the GEMA / copyright requirements of course)
- I don't know who Uwe is, but in short: it depends on 1) what party you release at (if any) 2) whether you got permission from the artist 3) whether they are a member of GEMA 4) how much you care about getting flamed/thumbed down on here
- 2015-07-05
- branch: this one? http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=63616
