the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2025-06-05
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Women (+50%) having voting rights should be enough to keep people like Trump out of places of political power, right? Right? - hitchikr: So 45% of US voting women want to be "grabbed by the p*ssy"? To me, this sounds like "45% of jews voted for the nazi party". Right? Right?
- This is a truly functional democracy Y/N?
- WARNING, ALL DATA ON NON-REMOVABLE DISK DRIVE C: WILL BE LOST! Proceed with Format (Y/N)?
- Allegedly he is also toilet-trained. If true, that's nice too.
- …and you don’t have to boot it from disk: it’s in ROM
- 2025-06-06
- Wait, you had an Amiga with workbench.library in ROM?!
- CP/M -> GEM -> TOS
- I want my stamps back.
- 2025-06-07
- Information intake acceleration will lead you to dementia.
- Add N to (X)
- ...hence white aggression.
- 2025-06-10
- Ay jamon, tiene dificultad para entender todas las palabras en una conversación.
- A critique of an AI assisted artifact is firstly a critique of the artifact itself, rather than of the method of production.
- Using AI for scene prods is like using USS Eisenhower to crack open some walnuts.
- Prompt: Name at least 1 OneLiner bigmouth champion with 1 or less releases.
- Like I said, it’s essentially a compression technique https://www.pouet.net/topic.php?which=12840&page=2#c595217
- 2025-06-12
- Ima trava okolo! I korenja okolo!
- 2025-06-13
- Pouet server is obviously located in Iran.
- 2025-06-14
- Why, in Gaza of course.
- 2025-06-15
- Undersample me adaptively.
- Frankly, I thought Acorn was too obvious. Electron, my friend, Electron. Nobody actually owned the Archimedes.
- 2025-06-16
- CAR: “brrrrrrrrrbrbbbrrrbrrrbr”, I was like “WAT!? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT MISTER CAR?!”
- Do coders like coding? Do androids dream of electric sheep?
- 2025-06-17
- Look, the best way to fight those darn communists. So not made in China at all. https://trumpmobile.com/t1-phone