the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2024-09-18
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"Sex is Fun" -
citation needed -
hfr: You don't have to code something like The Legend of Sisyphus to understand the principles of demo coding. I coded three demos and several intros. -
Adok: That's true. What did you learn during the process and how did you improve? -
Hear ye, Hear ye! The Principles Of Demo Coding! - rule 1: bore your audience to death with long scrollers
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Feel The Principles Of Demo Coding! -
Rule 1 for demo coding: Adhere to the Principles of Demo Coding or suffer the wrath of the debugger. -
At least one spinning cube per demo -
Use or reset the vector base register -
With the new amos compiler you can compile your demo. -
After reading The Principles of Demo Coding, don't forget to also read The Principles of Demo Design. - written by AI
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Still waiting for God's "The Principles of Principles Design". 6000 years in the making. This will obviously be too long for Maali so there's an abridged (and funny) Dutch audio version coming out at the same time. Yes, God loves Maali that much. - The new edition of "The Principles of Demo Coding" will be available in 68000 years.
- ...in machine time. So next year around October if we put enough computers on that single task !
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principles will affact the demoscene - Yes, it's true, that affact. :)
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"The Bible" as written by theopneustos AI - All hail the Affacted Principles of Demo Coding!
- all hail the abreißkalender aufm klo
- *that'S affact* ...man, I screwed up that one, sorry guys. :(
- this stain of failing will forever be yours! :)
- I will meditate 30 years (machine-time) about the foolishness of my onelining ways... and make many new 2D shadertoys as an act of contrition. So be it.
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First pagers. Then walkie-talkies. Amigas next?