the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2017-11-08
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your demo's so far it can run only as a slideshow - *faT. i can't type when i'm far. sorry. also: YOUR DEMO IS SO FAT it ranked 1st, 2nd and 3rd place!
- your demo is so fat, it dips its precalc bar into the plasma effect, eats it and shits out your latest release
- your demo is so fat, intros are orbiting it
- your demo is so fat i look thin next to it
- your demo is so fat, you have to slam the enter button to make it run
- your demo is so fit, it finishes playing before the precalc is done
- 2017-11-09
- your demo is so fat the credits part says "demoscene"
- your demo is so fat, the ripple effects still wobble 2 days after it ended
- your demo is so fat, cartographers have inquired about exploring the voxel landscape
- your demo is so fat, it broke the servers under pounds off
- 2017-11-10
- your demo is so fat, it is being copied on an electric scooter
- 2017-11-11
- vortexparty.org is dead
- the fuck is tauski
- i regret waking up today
- 2017-11-13
- your demo is so mom
- 2017-11-14
- no
- nyoom https://hugelolcdn.com/i/254172.png
- 2017-11-16
- guys, guys... stop fighting!
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_6dbrP0rg
- despacito
- 2017-11-17
- getting drunk is magic
- Vim! is awesome, here is his new album, support this bloke: https://vimster.bandcamp.com/album/evening-products
- 2017-11-18
- ok so let's be honest here for a moment
- i registered for Demobit but i am still not sure if i am allowed to go
