the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2025-05-20
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Dogma level -1: Eat a can of tuna without opening it.
- 2025-05-21
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Because Scratch is better.
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"Let's expand the bloat down to embedded level."
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In capitalism, Bifat and Trump would threaten Bruce Springsteen.
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@Krill: And We've all witnessed how BASIC interpreter "works" on a 6502 microcontroller. Making every lightbulb controller into Raspberry Pi level CPU so that we can program it in interpreted english just seems wasteful.
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@Krill. I agree. A legendary game. Of course the sword action parts would benefit is they were less sluggish.
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To counter general illiteracy, the capitalist world has imported 10.000 highly educated humans, and paid for them with snake oil, shiny trinkets and protection racket.
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See how useful idiocy works? All I said to ignite this fierce liberty warrior was that IEA predicted datacenters will exceed the power consumption of Japan by 2030. Which almost instantly made me a communist. 🤣
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Fear not needy warrior, king Elon will knight you.
- 2025-05-22
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As everyone can see these days, even "genocide" is on. Machine says it's a go.
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Bifat, please stop sniffing around my genitals, I'm just not interested in you in that way.
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Pseudocode line 80: Summon the desperate poseur.
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Whaddya know, it even responds to "desperate poseur" name. Attaboy.
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Oh, mocking the disabled now, are we ham9000? What a nice, zen person you are.
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A mere bot cracked your pose. Try harder.
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saya seorang wanita muda
- 2025-05-23
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The prevailing color of Pouet background/wallpaper is #396ba5. That OK to say?
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@Krill: You know your Sega boards well. ;)
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AI: The slopification of industry after industry, hobby after hobby, craft after craft.
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"Ah Bartleby! Ah humanity!"
- 2025-05-25
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relay_of_Youth
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Hardware vs emulation vs Youtube capture. Don't trust me, trust David: https://youtu.be/OQiQk8AJ0YI
- 2025-05-26
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Ppl will always prefer videos anyways. Beautiful. Everything's computer. Out.
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❤️
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How cringe are “police” jokes on a scale 0-100?