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Any of the Brits going to breakpoint..

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i figured it didn't have to come to this, but what the heck!

if anyone travels from china, please bring me a panda! (or perhaps a couple of panda steaks!)

In advance, thank you kind people of china!
added on the 2008-03-11 01:58:03 by quisten quisten
Quisten, these crisp/chip things are like getting beer to Kindergarden. They are very important. Much more important than Panda steaks, which I'm sure you can get by trading seal parts or something.

However, as you know, you can't just go to the store in countries other than the UK and buy worstershire flavored chips. I don't know WHY this is, I personally think it's a conspiracy like the one to deprive me of the Arrogant Bastard, New England Clam chowder, and White Castle jalepen~o burgers. And half gallon ice cream containers.

That is why we need to have the Britons stop worrying about bringing items that are weighty, and replace them with WORSTERSHIRE FLAVORED CRISPS/CHIPS.

And possibly cheese.
i'm going to pack a really small bag and fill it with lead weights, i've heard there aren't any lead weights in europe and that the everyone will be specifically welcoming to the idea of lead weights coming into their possession
added on the 2008-03-11 02:49:27 by forestcre forestcre
truck: did i hurt your feelings? :)
added on the 2008-03-11 03:22:58 by quisten quisten
I was hoping to pick up some coal in Bingen before flying back to Newcastle on the Monday.
added on the 2008-03-11 04:35:28 by syphus syphus
syphus: appriciated! If we have enough ashcans we could even make a panpipe with them! That would probably not work, but who knows..

navis: At least i dropped the cocaine! Only beer and cigarettes to conquer next!

bonzaj: Woah! Those look awesome and I imagine the cigarettes have the same colour as the box?
added on the 2008-03-11 11:40:09 by okkie okkie
Quisten: No, but you may have hurt my chances of getting the very important crisp/chips.

The part where something getting between Truck and Food could be possibly worrisome should not need to be explained.
I want a bunch of those ashcans, too!
added on the 2008-03-11 16:50:14 by scamp scamp
I am now in possession of a six pack of Walkers Worcestercertonfordshire flavour crisps which shall be brought to Breakpoint.

However, these are 25g Disappointing-Sized-Packs (TM), and will have to survive an extended journey via Slovakia (for the Forever party) and Berlin - and as they don't have the structural integrity of the far superior Seabrooks brand, there is a small chance that they'll arrive in the form of several ounces of Worcestercertonfordshire flavour potato dust. If anyone else can provide additional consignments, that would probably be a good idea.
added on the 2008-03-11 21:40:33 by gasman gasman
truck: you know wouldn't even dream of it :)
added on the 2008-03-11 22:02:36 by quisten quisten
I need lard. Can somebody please bring lard? That's l-a-r-d. Lard.
added on the 2008-03-11 22:02:49 by Archmage Archmage
Right, I'm fucking drunk right now so it's a bit unfair on the police for me to drive to Tesco (they tend to get awfully stressed at night), so I'll wait for my girlfriend to finish work at 2am and then get her to drive me down there to stock the fuck up on ashcans. Should be enough for Okkie, Scamp etc.

Scamp - that website had trade prices/info on it - maybe next year you should buy a load of them and sell them at the Breakpoint infodesk? Might cut down on your cleanup efforts and discourage indoor smoking!
added on the 2008-03-11 22:23:13 by syphus syphus
i'm drunk also right now,

these ashcans, all it is, is a plastic fucking tube with a cap and some fancy writing on the side, may aswell just use an empty biro and stick some chewing gum on the end, biro is big enough for more cbut ends aswell :)
added on the 2008-03-11 22:44:54 by keito keito
keito: bring me some spotted dick as well please!
added on the 2008-03-11 22:45:31 by Maali Maali
gasman, answer my email, you absolute rubbish!
Maali: you're out of luck - he went to the doctor and got some antibiotics for that :\
added on the 2008-03-11 23:49:19 by syphus syphus
also bring a boatload of vinegar.
added on the 2008-03-11 23:57:53 by Shifter Shifter
i desire a fetching vest
added on the 2008-03-12 00:37:21 by forestcre forestcre
I'll fetch a designer vet.
added on the 2008-03-12 01:07:46 by syphus syphus
i design her fat retch
added on the 2008-03-12 11:18:52 by forestcre forestcre

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