Quotes from God
category: general [glöplog]
Dear God, protect me from your followers!
Amen!
LOLOL that slut Mary was damn smart by telling her dumbass hubby I was the father ^_^
"I'm atheist"
"Why the fuck i didn't include a reset button!?"
"Oh shit... There's a bug in the world and this gives to humans ability to think... i better be fixing it. when i'll release the patch i'll kill'em all nihahahaha"
God's Boss: "What's with that 2nd Beta of World already? You lazy bum told me 2000 years ago beta 2.0 would be finished in time without this..err..human-bug ! Our Universe customers are complaining every flaming day!"
