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Eternal Life!

category: general [glöplog]
What do you think rapture is? Answer: Ones who believe shall not perish and will have everlasting life. Immortality Device is believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever.

Eternal Life!
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added on the 2002-07-09 03:33:15 by megamies megamies
Yawn. SA anybody?
added on the 2002-07-09 03:54:52 by Shifter Shifter
damn shifter, your new avatar kinda suxx0rs
added on the 2002-07-09 14:48:05 by Shifter Shifter
Indeed. Ile: I suppose that means that you haven't seen the legendary DOMOKUN commercials. I have them all somewhere, if you're interested. You know where I live :D
added on the 2002-07-09 15:24:29 by gaia gaia
Oh yes. There is indeed a immortality device that allows people to physically young forever: Silicone. But as MAD pointed out some years back: Imagine the horror of breasts that never sack or deteriate, surrounded by bodies that most certainly do... So much for immortality. Alternatively you can alway ensure your own immortality in the same way everybody else does; Get a few children and force them to conform to your own ideals and ideas. A True Classic. :D
added on the 2002-07-09 15:31:18 by gaia gaia
Achieving immortality through spawning offspring is actually *more* efficient than other non-natural techniques. Not only your new self gets a fresh start, ridding itself of any damage you may have gotten in your life, but also it has great chances to be better than you, by inhereting better features from your other half (husband/wife).

Of course, no solution is tottaly problem-free... ("daddy, daddy, I want a new geforce4!")
added on the 2002-07-09 17:37:13 by moT moT
For some weird reason, the last sentence in moT's comment made me burst out in laughter. Yet another good reason not to reproduce!
added on the 2002-07-09 19:29:58 by DiamonDie DiamonDie
DiamonDie is a girl.
added on the 2005-07-05 20:53:17 by skarab skarab
Silicone can make me look young forever?! And I thought it could only give me manboobs!
added on the 2005-07-05 22:10:06 by psonice psonice
yes, let's revive ancient threads!
added on the 2005-07-05 22:12:07 by okkie okkie
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added on the 2005-07-05 22:18:45 by shadez shadez
Hey, this is interesting! I'd like to have such a device. If I place the banner on a website and get 80 clicks, they'll send me one for free. Maybe I should put up the banner on the Hugi website.
added on the 2005-07-06 05:21:44 by Adok Adok
MegaMies: Have you tried out the rings? What is your experience?
added on the 2005-07-06 05:27:26 by Adok Adok
i wonder what Francis P. Yockey would say about this image:
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added on the 2005-07-06 08:20:55 by kelsey kelsey
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added on the 2005-07-06 09:28:56 by j9 j9
Oh, and just if I didn't make myself clear, let me clarify the idea:

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added on the 2005-07-06 09:33:28 by j9 j9
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BASS! [quite slicklooking one, even]
added on the 2005-07-06 12:32:52 by Maali Maali
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added on the 2005-07-06 13:27:58 by kelsey kelsey
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added on the 2005-07-06 15:53:14 by sauli sauli
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