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but don't you worry i won't pay you shit so go away.
added on the 2017-03-02 04:56:50 by hexen hexen
if you're capable and can bang this out in an hour and have free time which obviously you can't do any of those even though you'd have a whole month to do it. not 2 hours. well then just fuck off. you don't want to do it. that's fine. but i did look it up and you're not to into it so just go away. i've never seen LJ anywhere on this site before anyway and i've been on here for years.
added on the 2017-03-02 04:59:37 by hexen hexen
LJ account created on the 2015-04-07
hexen account created on the 2006-07-09 03:30:42
added on the 2017-03-02 05:00:46 by hexen hexen
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i don't care anymore. go away. hopefully someone who can create this in an hour will come around.


I think you might've scared those away now.
LJ contributions to prods 6 prods (216 thumbs up, 1 thumbs down)
hexen (n/a)
added on the 2017-03-02 10:46:03 by havoc havoc
Jesus Christ.

Any professional programmer would tell that getting this done properly will take days. There's UI (where do the images come from? What are they like? How does the application scale for different screen sizes), the actual implementation (input handling, logic, picking images etc), error handling (a million different cases), database stuff (what sort of database? Where is it located, locally or somewhere else? How is it created? Who maintains it? How do you get data out of it) and so on. And you're willing to pay $20. Maybe $50.

Just do it yourself and maybe you'll realize why your request is so arrogant. Maybe someone in an impoverished country might be willing to create a barely functional thing for you for that amount. But I doubt even that.
added on the 2017-03-02 11:20:29 by Preacher Preacher
Is that $20/$50 per hour? Cos for an hourly rate that's not bad.
added on the 2017-03-02 11:39:32 by Gargaj Gargaj
^ that's total.

Also, if your combo of choice is "cheap+fast" out of the "cheap/fast/good" triangle, you better don't expect miracles. And besides, nobody likes cheapskates with such an appalling attitude. Fiver.com might be your only hope, but be prepared to be let down or ripped off.
added on the 2017-03-02 11:48:37 by tomaes tomaes
I thought this was one of those old gravedigger threads. Does anyone code flash anymore in 2017? Then again I got a job offer to work on Visual Basic 1.5 years ago.
added on the 2017-03-02 11:51:57 by xernobyl xernobyl
There's tons of legacy tech out there. Millions and millions of lines of COBOL and plenty of ancient if-it-works-don't-fix-it things.
added on the 2017-03-02 12:10:47 by tomaes tomaes
all the images are already made, the database is mysql and is located here http://objectlocationmemory.000webhostapp.com/.

it would be nice to just be able to use the app but apparantly it needs to be online. adobe authorware 7 will export a web project but it requires a plugin and the plugin doesn't seem to work maybe because adobe authorware 7 is so old.

flash is all self contained and can apparently use a database and would eliminate that if they press the back button issue. other than that it just needs to validate text such as their name and that the boxes are actually filled out and what they clicked on. also this test doesn't seem to be random as far as i saw. some of the images are even named like "clock_x_flower.bmp" so switch the flower and the clock.
added on the 2017-03-02 12:35:40 by hexen hexen
On a sidenote: Are you related to leafy?
added on the 2017-03-02 13:16:49 by Exin Exin
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but don't you worry i won't pay you shit so go away.
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if you're capable and can bang this out in an hour and have free time which obviously you can't do any of those even though you'd have a whole month to do it. not 2 hours. well then just fuck off. you don't want to do it. that's fine. but i did look it up and you're not to into it so just go away. i've never seen LJ anywhere on this site before anyway and i've been on here for years.


hexen, that's no way to treat people. Fuck off yourself. Also what havoc said.
added on the 2017-03-02 13:39:25 by xTr1m xTr1m
what xTr1m exactly said
added on the 2017-03-02 13:46:13 by Flashy Flashy
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LJ account created on the 2015-04-07
hexen account created on the 2006-07-09 03:30:42

did your parents make you this account when you were born or why are you acting like a 11 yo ?

I could easily "bang this out" in under an hour if it weren't for your inability to precisely state the requirements and whats supposed to happen in the edge cases, pulling these out of your nose is simply not in budget, not to mention putting up with you. In regards to your insults and attempt to make this a cock measuring contest(in which you ridiculed yourself already) I'm happy to give that back with an emphasis on the
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just fuck off
aspect of it.

PS: For the record, yeah you did look the price up(in one of your scatter brained follow up posts to you asking how much it is) and I missed that, it took you another 40 minutes to "notice" that its is too much. So feel free to replace
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were too lazy to look up what a revision ticket costs in the first place...

with this:
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were too lazy to actually write up the basic specifications of the project...
added on the 2017-03-02 14:30:47 by LJ LJ
Lmfao, why do all these threads always end like this :D I fucking love pouet!!
added on the 2017-03-02 15:10:48 by okkie okkie
Yeah, no.
added on the 2017-03-02 15:11:38 by Gargaj Gargaj

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