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I miss my uncle Barry

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My uncle Barry left his loved ones behind last week and went on to another life. My aunt believes he's with Jesus now, but I'm not so sure I believe that and I'm very sad because i'm really missing him.

I miss how he used to cook me pikelets and then eat most of them and how he used to draw moustaches on my He-Man figures and plasticine dicks. I also miss when his pal Jesus would come round and they'd sing religious hymns with crude lyrics.

I remember when we all went for a meal and he groped the waitress. Oh how we laughed! Even the judge saw the funny side and ruled "That's our Barry!"

Well, he has been dreaming of becoming a Butlins red coat and I suspect that's where he is now. If anyone sees him, please tell him to come home because his nephew misses him and has a six pack of beer waiting for him!

fear and loathing in las pouet
added on the 2006-05-27 01:38:58 by Spin Spin
he shall not be forgotten.
added on the 2006-05-27 01:39:16 by kelsey kelsey
He used to be a good man.
added on the 2006-05-27 01:59:17 by imbusy imbusy

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