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将来的には、偉大なコンピュータ

将来的には、過去のコンピュータ上で優れている

しかし、現在のコンピュータとどのように

その良い
お使いのコンピュータの前には合理的である
あなたの実際のコンピュータの前に。

この夢ではない複数のコンピュータです。

このような夢を、複数のコンピュータです。

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私の青春
私の心
現実のコマンドに地雷です。

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ボブ、石猿。stone monkey

I have been a ghost in the vicinity of Stanford from about 96/97 to 02/03, and sometimes MIT or more likely WU(archive)

If there is three things those nerds know.
1-Physics
2-Math
3-The words to every Monty Python Routine
and MAYBE
4-The philosophy behind the words to every Monty Python Routine, not to mention general post-modern culture.

So if you want to learn the first two, go to them armed with a good understanding of the last two.
They are all on IRC I think you'll find. FaceBook and MSN is strictly for luser activities.

I have been quietly listening to some pretty brilliant physicists, and while I don't fully understand the correct mathematical language, I think I understand their philosophy quite well. I have applied it to many aspects of my life and I feel that I am winning for some reason. Although I am only competing with my own stupidity (Solo Male) it seems.

Anyways... I have a GUT related theory of my own which seems logical to me. I had a heap of notes, but I recently set them *all* aflame. Both the paper ones and the digital ones, because I had memorised the philosophy I no longer require them, or my old avatars.
Anyway.

My mnemonic is
Quote:

"To abolish indigestion we need infinite GUT's."
-- to fold space and time we need infinite control over the mechanism which is 'fabric of space and time'
-- the mechanism appears to be self aware, so we need to trick it using our 'guts', which must be some kind of 'unknown conspiracy'.
"Infinite GUT's = Me and You" - A conspiracy is doomed to failure if any more or less than 'me' and 'you' are involved
-- Me and You could be two 'groups' of people. But all in each group have a similar perspective, and both groups are in agreement
-- Both groups are as individual perceptions. As each have a different viewpoint, therefore they MUST disagree
-- We must "agree to disagree", to a lesser extent in order to achieve a greater agreement.
-- The laws of time and space are a kind of unspoken agreement, which neither party ever fully grasps.
"Indigestion = Beir* and Piie**" (*Important to spell it like a german, I'll explain later)
-- Here is the formulae... coming soon... But....
-- If you can assign an intiger value to the 'i'maginary number (our shared perception), then it is quite easily solvable.
-- Assuming you have some kind of quantumn device. 'e'rratic numbers would resolve themselves in a *somewhat reciporical* manner.


Also I think it implies that we could perform interstellar travel by folding time using nothing more than two or more of our own bodies combined with a protective bubble of ectoplasm. The ectoplasm acts as a shield to prevent the vacum of time, not to mention space from ripping 'the team' (I&U) apart. Indeed, I think there may have even been a time when this teleportation technology was common knowledge.

But of course I could not possibly be correct when using such incorrect terminology.
That is why I would want to study, so I guess I'd be wanting to get my arse to one of those three institutions before I die.

Although I have noticed the Dutch have pretty awesome Higher education too. Especially Language/Law, Philosophy and Miscellaneous Arts.

I just can't understand a single fucking word any of those cunts say, not even "cunt unlol"!

WTF does that even mean?! I am going to have to keep asking "WTF does that mean?" as long as 'the random dutch guy' keeps saying it. I guess that is what He is trying to say to me really. Either that or "Shut Up!", but why does he say it only when I am trying to "Shut Up"? Hmmmm?

Indeed I may have provoked some crazyness from some random Methed-Up European Uni-Students over the years it seems. I have never been a member of 'Sub-Genius', but I have read all their literature, and tend to share anything I find amusing with anyone who cares to listen.

I believe we are biologicaly equipped with a suitable functional quantum device. We just need to write the 'luser manual'. And *everyone* will be able to travel pretty much instantaneously to any point in the universe, but only OUTSIDE of our galaxy.

So I guess that means I want to study COSMOLOGY, but I have been more interested in SONOLOGY (physics of sound?) and GAME THEORY.
Also I have always dreamed of being a pro computer game author somehow. So... Now where to from here... those arses look like a good place to go, "especially all the ones Jenni p-p-p-posted" =)

But maybe that is just a figure of speech for "Dutch Royal Institute Of Sonology", or whatever it's real Dutch name may be.

- ボブ、石猿。(the stone(d) monkey)

GUT mnemonic
Let 'U' be as 'I'
Let
'I'=intiger made up of 2 reciprical but random (imaginary) floats which could each be expressed as 'e' and also...
...
...
Let I+U= A *God* (universe aka GUT) with a human personality
[philosophers have always said it is our thoughts which shape our reality.]
...
etc.

so.
Another mnemonic is...
Quote:

Put that in your proverbial and variable it.

(= Which is also a good formulae for sucessful trolling. As I have demonstrated. =)
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- The original Bob0monkeY aka "Pronoun Hexadecimal-Numeral Noun" -
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I&U=e^e[+]e^e (=or something similar, I am as good at quantumn mathematics as I am at Japanese, or German. Which is not very=)
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added on the 2009-10-16 02:58:24 by jenni jenni
C0C00N DO NOT SLEEP, THE TROLL MUST BE FED
added on the 2009-10-16 03:09:46 by jenni jenni
In case you had not noticed.

The troll is not me, who sits at the computer.

BUT IT IS THE collective IDENTITY which is POUET

Therefore> Foo is Pouet <Q.E.D.

Therefore> B <>I<T>S<Q.E.D.

are you feeling this yet foo?

there is some money which should rightfully belong to you!
[e-edit]
oh. to my understanding Pouet is also Scene.org which is an NPO.
Are you guys registered anywhere?
[/-edit]
獣は死んでいる。

うわー,

浅いです!

どうぞ。出口は静か。

証明終
added on the 2009-10-16 08:48:12 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
<旧マッチョな男。>FOO</旧マッチョな男。>
added on the 2009-10-16 08:49:56 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
I think I deserve points whenever someones browser renders characters incorrectly.

Then our PhP code self-modifies using an f.dbot system.

"What do y'all ugly trolls think of that"

*bob awaits your <$$$ "cat-slap" ###>
added on the 2009-10-16 08:52:25 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
[idea - a luser is allowed to troll a thread until killed by a bonafide BoFH or a greater troll]
[/the luser is never banned. And a luser is allowed to use special identities when they have contributed enough to scene.org archive and service]

"also I used to do some wild java coding, but it > damien hirst "MY HEAD!"

WE NEED A generic <"TW4T client"> but first <$"we need to make the language stable.">
### bob has infinite ideas, and loves to play translation party ###
$HHHH HHHH - that were my old call-sign. Not much left now. - bob the lone journeyman on anakibob the padewan

"lest the secret police fine my arse to buggery" - my real human identity
"I was born in 1984-2 baby" - same sane and smart but foolish guy
$$$$ T M I 091016 $$$$
Quote:

Let us not repeat the mistakes of the past or the future.
Let us renounce the beauty of the imagination with open arms.
Let us take out PANTS OFF, you are all a bunch of little girls,
and I am bob
except for stingray and britelite and
let us not forget those
wascally wussians
who control the man
FOO!

*bob is infinite points and booze to the lords of the commodorks>PANT OFF!<
added on the 2009-10-16 09:15:29 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
*bob looks a little like herman samso in the dim flickering of the candlelight.
added on the 2009-10-16 09:17:03 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
*bob is half aminet demo troll half sex-bot
added on the 2009-10-16 09:17:46 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
*bob is an open thread and not a voice in your head.
*bob is POUET 2.04 ALPHA 091009
added on the 2009-10-16 09:19:57 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
*bob says "CATS PONG!"
*bob winks suggestively
*bob slaps me with a herring
---
tripple post score called
## BONUS ##
rukle called
## DOUBLE BONUS ##
official "total pants off"
## SCORE BONUS LSL 1 ##

<$"R11ES> dabobi$11<$11>
/-ARE YOU GETTING WHAT
I AM GETTING TO THE POINT
AS SIMPLY AS I CAN
BUT IT IS INFINITE IN COMPLEXITY
$bob wins points when he is officially "glopped" by a(:nothet) BoFH
glops = rules currently being considered, no matter how esoteric.
"Now no more elaboration!"-/BoFH
$bob "are you feeling me ladies"
$pouet's famous SoLo2 is now officially an army of sexy demoscene scene groupies.
added on the 2009-10-16 09:28:33 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
glops=not equal to=unicode
added on the 2009-10-16 09:29:07 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
[you get the picture]no more posts before such a bizzare bbcode = status and possible moderator/troll responsibility[you don't get the picture]
added on the 2009-10-16 09:30:32 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
and for the original poster the rules are different.
so I lose all theoretical points.
added on the 2009-10-16 09:31:13 by (=BBoFH=) (=BBoFH=)
jenni: this troll feeds itself ;)
haiku's! yay!
なに!!!!!
added on the 2009-10-16 16:30:36 by jaw jaw

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