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THE PLATFORM WARS MUST END!!

category: general [glöplog]
To quote the result file from Compusphere last year:

"Intro: Combined 64k Intro (amiga+pc)
#01 Slap Yourself Silly (Amiga) by Loonies 29 votes
#02 Razor 1911 (PC) by The Swedes 03 votes"

You see that the amiga intro got 29 votes, but the pc intro only got 3 votes !! how can this happen?

To quote the info file from the PC intro:
"Probably the best intro in the world" !!!!

How can NOT the best intro the world win a compo then? the answer is clear: Amiga geeks only votes amiga stuff, clearly the PC intro mustve been better (there where no message in the amiga intro that it was the best intro in the world.. so it wasnt) .. Damn those platform patriots!

I SUGGEST THIS:

DO NOT MEANTION THE PLATFORM ON THE BIGSCREEN, LET EVERYONE HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN!!!
added on the 2003-05-07 17:10:46 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
THEY ARE ALL RASCISTS. THOSE AMIGANS. I HATE THEM.
added on the 2003-05-07 17:13:49 by steffo steffo
KILL THEM!
added on the 2003-05-07 17:16:20 by bzz bzz
blah.
well, the loonies intro was better so...?
added on the 2003-05-07 17:17:17 by dairos dairos
lets burn boingballpictures infront of their houses!

hey! we can use some cool outfits aswell :-))
added on the 2003-05-07 17:17:40 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
dairy: YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE IT WAS AMIGA!! YOU FUCKING RETARD!!
added on the 2003-05-07 17:18:20 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
right...
added on the 2003-05-07 17:20:11 by dairos dairos
DAIRY IS A RACIST!! KILL HIM!!
added on the 2003-05-07 17:21:41 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
oh my, those swedes.
THEY LOST BECAUSE THEY'RE SWEDISH NOT BECAUSE IT'S PisC
added on the 2003-05-07 17:27:41 by jar jar
Um, hello?!
I think the Amiga-demos usually have more style than the PC-demos. Mostly Hardware-3D-Shit in there... No new/original ideas... usually...
But it is true that a lot of amiga-people are platform-racists. Sucks...
added on the 2003-05-07 17:29:14 by raer raer

Actually it's the racist pc people being totally ignorant of other platforms, so a statement like "Probably the best intro in the world" just means the best intro in the pc world. We all know that in general amiga intros (even one day productions) are way better... ;)
added on the 2003-05-07 17:31:38 by Psycho Psycho
so.
summarized: (stefan-style)
IF YOU DO NOT WORSHIP <xxx> PLATFORM THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING RACIST RETARD AND I WILL PUT BROKEN CD-S IN YOUR MAILBOX.

sounds a lot like the "outer" world, not?
i thought scene supposed to be different, like, more senseful or so :)
added on the 2003-05-07 17:37:25 by Gargaj Gargaj
Yeah, we need some good old group wars instead! ;)
added on the 2003-05-07 18:45:07 by break break
don't feed the trolls
added on the 2003-05-07 19:11:40 by _-_-__ _-_-__
Gargaj: what are you? some fucking platformindependant moron? RACIST YOU! YOU HATE EVERYBODY!!


rarefluid: amiga demos usually consist of 90% uv-map and 10% ugly 8.8fp 3d crap. blah, you suck !
added on the 2003-05-07 19:18:17 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
platform wars are actually stupid.

but it is simple reality that the pc platform is the best platform around, c++ is the best programming language, direct x is superior to opengl. frankly, any sane person must come to the conclusion that the classical gameboy is the best console, while c64 is the best 8-bit machine. all other platforms simply have no right to exist, especially linux (because it belongs to the unix family). quite true is that java sucks as hell. anybody with a different perspective is a fucking homosexual retard who likes to be analized by horses, while nvidia graphics boards rule. only pee-drinkers do not admit that creative sound boards are the finest ones around. macintosh machines are gay, although they use motorola cpus. knowing assembly language gives you the permission to kill other people (who are inferior because of that). everyone who is calling other people racists is a moron, since he or she instrumentalizes anti-racism. fucking morons! (btw, i don't actually know the meaning of that word, but i rule, so no one has the right to criticize me - this goes especially for pimple-faced lowlife-wannabees).

i hope i didn't miss the ironic point.
added on the 2003-05-07 19:41:44 by rac rac
"It's the man, not the machine" - Chuck Yeager
added on the 2003-05-07 19:48:09 by Scali Scali
anyway. MIXED PLATFORM CPMPOS SUCK.
added on the 2003-05-07 20:08:42 by dipswitch dipswitch
COMPOS even. blah.
added on the 2003-05-07 20:09:30 by dipswitch dipswitch
dipswitch sucks. amigans sucks.
added on the 2003-05-07 20:46:44 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
and stefan sucks . . . razor dicks :P
added on the 2003-05-07 23:13:47 by xeNusion xeNusion
Quote:
"It's the man, not the machine" - Chuck Yeager


That reminds me. I once had a girlfriend who owned a huge vibrator collection.
Thom: She had a collection of huge vibrators?
added on the 2003-05-07 23:38:48 by sagacity sagacity
Thom, and that should be something... unusual? Not by my standards :)
added on the 2003-05-08 01:10:26 by steffo steffo

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